Let us all break marriages like biscuits - Page 2

We got new season?

Thanks Khala. Dekhke batati hoon..

I don't watch it, but whatever small snippets are out, they kind of scare me. Agar aise expectations hai logo ke toh main toh abhi se cats adopt kar loon coz single Marne waali hoon ( i have a 8 month old pup though🤣)

Also, Seema aunty seems like a total whack🤣

Me Me me!!! I even got my partner into it but my useless bf just keeps asking me 100 Qs & annoying TF out of me so now I just watch my show in peace, at home. Lmao.

Anyway, Sima aunty is hilariously entertaining!!! Always will be. I just started the 1st episode so no spoilers but man, I love this show. TOTAL GUILTY PLEASURE.

Originally posted by: Supari_khala

Who is watching the latest season? Dump your unnecessary thoughts and unsolicited advice here.

But if yall, don't want to then.....

Just get in and out

Ye phirse agaya?

Oh god. M barely over the intolerable Instagram stories people posted during S1. Noooo😭

Seema aunty ko ek jaga chipka ke 'Kisi ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan', 'Bombay Velvet', and 'Cirkus' dikhao, back to back without stopping. 10-12 baar.

Saari hekdi nikal jayegi 😆. I want to break her.

People who are happy being married should stay that way and those who are unhappy should get divorced.

Originally posted by: JackSparrowcraz

Which show?

“Indian Matchmaking” in Netflix 😆

😆This was fun 🤣 the expectations these people who wanna get married have😆

I am never going to sima aunty for my rishta.

Originally posted by: PeerParai

Ooh I like trainwrecks, but is it cringey? like does it contain premium desi-ghee level of cringe? That’s what I’m afraid of…

Maybe heavy drinking could help😳

It’s not cringey if you don’t take it personally. It’s hilarious because Sima aunty truly gives no fcuks about what her clients want.

Girl: I want a man with hair. I don’t like bald guys.

Le Sima aunty: If Priya wants hair, then she should open a hair salon and surround herself with hair.

Girl: I want a tall man

Sima aunty: You are marrying a man. Not a height.

Man: I want a woman who wants children. Family is important to me.

Le Sima aunty: She has everything you want in a partner but she doesn’t want kids. You should give her a chance. Nobody gets 100%, only 60-70%

Girl: I want a man who enjoys poetry.

Le Sima aunty: If Rushali likes poems, she can always read books. She doesn’t need to marry a poet.


Basically, Sima aunty has a success rating of 0.00001% but we live for it because savage af in her commentary