Bollywood ashleel dialogues

Movie Raanjhanaa

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai

joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

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Movie Raanjhanaa

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein

Center mein hota hai kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha

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Movie Kaante

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai joh mere saath nahi soti

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Movie LSD

Bina kapde ke kaali gori sab ek jaisi dikhti hai

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Movie Jism

Yeh jism pyar karna nahi jaanta yeh jaanta hai sirf bhookh jism ki bhookh

Movie Mastizaade

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na

main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga, dal maa ke haath ki dal

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Movie Raabta

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon

lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

Movie Pyaar ka Panchnama - 2

Bribe is an institution started by women

kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali

aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai

isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

this small clip....Baap of all ashleel dialogues 😆

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usqGav20BjE

Originally posted by: ashleel.launda

Movie Mastizaade

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na

main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga, dal maa ke haath ki dal

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Movie Raabta

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon

lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

😆😆

Movie Chori chori chupke chupke

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai

dono andhere mein develop hote hai

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Movie Kya kool hai hum

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education

vidhwa maaon ko inspiration

aur kunware mardon ko mas*****tion

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Movie Housefull 3

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls

yes sir, yes sir three footballs

one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela

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Movie Love games

Love woh bahana hai joh lust apna matlab poora karne ke liye use karti hai

Movie Murder

Ek kuari ladki ka alekapan, us shaadi shuda aurat le akelepan se lakh guna behtar hai joh woh har pal, har raat apne pati ke bistar mein mehsoos karti hai

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Movie Veere di wedding

Tu na complete package hai bahar se sati, andar se sl*tty

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Movie Dev d

Delhi mein billi maarlo, khalo par paalo nahi, bahut mehenga padta hai

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Movie Loot

Daal ke bataya nahi jaata aur bata ke daala nahi jaata