Some techniques to stay relevant and famous

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Posted: 7 years ago
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From my BW research paper..
1. Use your babies / kids , pets etc
2. Create fake BF or GF per movie.
3. Approach the PM of the country
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Pls add your ideas.

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Posted: 7 years ago
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- Go to Hollywood and work in TV serials and then show off

- Artificially gate crash a party and take selfies with hollywood legends and then claim you know them

- use PR to release the news that I am reading scripts..it does not matter if reading took 2 years and it is still ongoing

- Produce regional movies to show that I am so busy with regional movies that I am just not getting the time

- Try to appear in low level magazines

- Out of busy schedule take time out to appear in award shows

- Do live chat with some relevant star

Some random things that came to mind
Edited by hippopotamus - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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^^ nice . good observational skills
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Edit:

Attend public events wearing loud,caricaturish,cartoonish clothes or borrowed clothes from your partner's wardrobe.Like every animal in the zoo gets attention from the visitors,attention from the paparazzi is guaranteed.

If the attention is fading away then send monthly reminders of your existence in Bollywood by taking instagram videos of your imitation of btown stars,their pose,sing their popular songs without any hesitation.Don't shy away if you have a hoarse or kiddish voice.

The aforementioned "Rakhi Sawant" gimmicks would help you to stay in news.




Edited by JackSparrowcraz - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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create threads on DP-RS to bash them irrelevant of the fact that they dont deserve the bashing as they are as good or as bad as any other celeb... wait, that is done by few members here 😆
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: JackSparrowcraz

Look for a popular B-town star as a partner.If that takes you to bear the brunt of her frustration,anger,shitpiece treatment,chummy with their ex stay strong with that partner.As a package deal you will enjoy the paparazzi,spotlight or signed in films with your star partner.




Release sob stories of your struggle as an outsider before and after your each and every film's release to the media.If you aint an outsider,aint a struggler or hail from an affluent family you pretend as hard as possible as an outsider.


The aforementioned ways will ensure that you stay in news.








Originally posted by: JackSparrowcraz

Edit:

Attend public events wearing loud,caricaturish,cartoonish clothes or borrowed clothes from your partner's wardrobe.Like every animal in the zoo gets attention from the visitors,attention from the paparazzi is guaranteed.

If the attention is fading away then send monthly reminders of your existence in Bollywood by taking instagram videos of your imitation of btown stars,their pose,sing their popular songs without any hesitation.Don't shy away if you have a hoarse or kiddish voice.

The aforementioned "Rakhi Sawant" gimmicks would help you to stay in news.






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Posted: 7 years ago
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- Create rumours/ blinds and attack other actors
- Do a lot of magazine covers/ interviews and talk about yourself
- Do charitable or feminist work that would seem impressive to the public eye and make sure to create a huge hype about that work using PR. If it backfires, immediately discredit your role in that work and blame someone else
- Get into fights with other actors/ directors and make yourself seem like a victim
- Get into controversies (sometimes well-deserved) and milk it to the extreme
- Pretend to be an admirer of some big yesterday star and fangirl over them, yet not attend their funerals etc.
- Attend award shows and buy awards. If you receive an award, tell thousands of stories about how hard you worked for it (sometimes they may have, sometimes they may have not) and cry buckets of tears
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Nothing can beat...
Happy birthday #Katrina.

😆
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Posted: 7 years ago
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- Sleep around with helluva actors/directors/producers until u are signed for big projects

- Talk about how casting couch is rampant in bollywood and how only you are the pure and pristine one

- Dont take acting lessons and depend on 'papa's connections

- Boast about your natural beauty after undergoing a knife 15times. If that fails blame on make-up artists



Edited by floydd - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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- Wear revealing outfits to get noticed by media, pay them to cover you exclusively n cry foul 1 year later when you new movie is about to release

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