sex scene imminent
"b-bathroom"
get up and run to bathroom, lock door
after a minute, worry that they might be listening
slowly dump bottle of mouthwash into toilet so it sounds like i'm peeing
realize that i've been in the bathroom too long to just be peeing
start loudly making grunting noises
drop the bar of soap into toilet and let out a sigh of relief
flush, soap clogs the toilet
if i ask for the plunger, they might see that it's mom's good soap clogging it
reach in with my hands and manage to break up the soap bar
toilet flushes
realize i can't wash my hands without soap
wipe them all over my shirt, now it looks like i've been sweating
i think they'll buy it
go back to sit down with family
"jesus --L--, are you okay?"
"y-yeah, haha"
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