If Titanic were made in Hindi the hero would have survived - Page 2

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Posted: 8 years ago
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the titanic was already made in hindi. its fuselight and Jack was played by sohail. so many times i thought his character died and he came back alive lol
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Shahrukh as Husband
Anushka as Wife
Ranbir as Lover

Story revolves around cruise ship leaving from Mumbai to Maldives.

Husband is old 52 year old married to 27 year old young wife Anushka. One day old husband was coming out from car and he steps on a kela and slips and develops backache..he is carried to nearby hospital where Doctor recommends rest. Old husband sees this as an opportunity to rest and reignite his non existent romance life. Both decide to go on cruise.

On cruise they are received by a hairy man who whose only area of body with no hair is area between his eyes and nose. He is Anil Kapoor. He is greeting guests with a song and girls are dancing

A gharib young good looking guy sneaks into the ship when captain Anil was performing aay ji oo ji lo ji suno ji. In all this ji ji...the young guy enters the ship

Then we are shown cruise ship and people are enjoying..songs..dance...boy was passing by pool when he sees a young hot girl coming out from the pool...he is spellbound. girl is a pristine beauty. He tries to go close to her when she runs and goes into arms of her father...well that is what boy thought. it was her husband srk.

Girl also see a glimpse of boy and she feels excited ... after many years she has seen a hot young boy. Amway..husband and wife leave..boy ranbir now gets curious

He follows the girl and she also realizes that this guy likes her..she was fed up with her husband and lack of romance in her life. she confronts the boy and asks him what r u doing...boy grabs her and kisses her ...girls slaps him and is very angry...she said at least brush before you kiss..

Love starts...boy was a painter...he asked the girl to get naked so that he can paint her...girls gives a tight slap kaan ke neeche and paints her finger print on his face..she said I am sanskari...just remain till kisses.

Old husband got suspicious...he started following her and realizes that his wife has got rouge...he one day noticed a boy spreading his arms in front of the ship and his wife was there too. he was now certain..he goes to his room and contacts local bhai back in mumbai and gives supari of his wife and boy

Local bhai said that his man is on the ship and his name is bhola,.,he is a waiter and he can tapkao the two...SRK agrees and sets up a meeting with bhola..

Plan was to attack on amawas ki raat...

On the night of amawas...the two love birds were again romancing thinking old guy was sleep after a peg or two...bhola was ready...he comes out and points the gun towards the two when suddenly there is a big thump...ship has crashed into something... ship crashed into a local ship in which machera was romancing with macheran while on a fishing mission...damage was severe...ship has developed a hole and it started drowning..

captain was the first casualty. he was on the top deck driving the ship and when it got hit..he crashed into the front window with force and flew outside into the sea and landed over machera.

Ship was drowning fast ... second in command (played by farhan akhtar) starts an evacuation plan..he orders older than 65 to leave first..then kids...there were 5 ships..3 ships took elder and children. then on 4th ship the turn was females...

ranbir was on the edge ...when he sees girl running towards him...he gets teary eyes..anushka is running madly towards him...ranbir spreads arms to greet her..situation is tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana...she is coming..she dodges ranbir and jumps into the rescue ship as it was about to leave and she was left behind because of bathroom break...

ranbir is in shock and turns and looks at her ship...anushka was gone..suddenly someone hits him in back..its bhola...fight erupts...ranbir takes out bhola.

5th ship is ready for men to leave..there are not many left..srk and ranbir both left stranded also...farhan announces there is enough room for all..he goes first..as frahan was going down the stairs to rescue ship...the stairs broke and farhan ends up in sea drowned. he froze immediately.. he ended up like is voice ...

now there were no stairs... men started to jump on to the boat..some survived..some ended up like Farhan

Ship has totally gone down...only ass of the ship was not outside...and srk and ranbir were standing on the ass...4 rescue ships were in distant...seeing the two. ranbir respecting elder said pehle aap...srk said no u r the future...i am letting you go for my wife anushka..pehle aap..ranbir said no i am kabira..mera na aage hai na pichu hai...i am alone...u go..u have a lovely wife...srk said yeah a wife who was flirting with you...what will i do with my wife...the continued to argue and then decides both will jump as the ship's ass was nearly submerged..they shouted

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both jump ..they are in air moving down..when they get close they realize there is no rescue ship...however anil and farhan were there floating in forzen state...both also end up in water...asking for help...

oh what..ship anushka was on is coming back..there will be a happy ending after all...she is coming back for her love..which one we are not sure...

however it was too late..srk freezes first...ranbir is going fast as well..anushka just reaches in time..but at that moment ranbir is no more...anushka grabs his body in pain and slips her hand into his pocket..and takes out the diamond. apparently ranbir has stolen that diamond ...she realized late and came back for that

people on the rescue ship started dancing as if it was holi or eid ...

all 4 ships went into distance...

sun sets...
Edited by hippopotamus - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
#13
She did not purposely take the diamond
Her fiance had kept it in his coat pocket
As for the end yes I was very unhappy
I had wanted them both to live and marry
May be if this was a Bollywood film
Jack would have survived and even fought the fiance at the end
She dropped the diamond in the sea as a mark of tribute to Jack

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Posted: 8 years ago
#14

Originally posted by: 2filmy

She did not purposely take the diamond
Her fiance had kept it in his coat pocket
As for the end yes I was very unhappy
I had wanted them both to live and marry
May be if this was a Bollywood film
Jack would have survived and even fought the fiance at the end
She dropped the diamond in the sea as a mark of tribute to Jack



First she dropped him in the sea, then the diamond

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Posted: 8 years ago
#15
One minor detail that she dropped him in the ocean and sat on that diamond for God knows how many eons till she grew old and then dropped it into ocean - - it wasn't instant. She was just like Gollum who held onto her preciousss diamond and even then refuse to part with it or give it over to her grand daughter. Rose was a grade A gold digger.
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Posted: 8 years ago
#16
Welcome Boss 🥳
OT : If jack and rose both survived they would never have been the epic couple they are.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: ZadayKiDaig

Welcome Boss 🥳

OT : If jack and rose both survived they would never have been the epic couple they are.


To aap logo ko impress karne ke chakkar mein baccha aise hi zaaya hogaya. Aise hi hota hai hum jaiso ke sath unko khush karte karte hamara chehelum nikal aata hai aur wo baithe biryani khate hai. 😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
#18
Western girls, women prefer intense passionate but short-lived romance, the shorter the better, saath janam toh dhoor, they prefer it doesn't last a life time and turn stale and boring... So this was perfect love story, fantasy for them,

First Rose betrayed Cal(Billy Zane) who's was helping her family, then Jack (she also let down her mom, granddaughter)

She didn't even try to save his life by letting him use that plank every now and then

She's very judgemental too, the way she scoffs at people's personal life and scandals


The movie was typical HW, showing rich people as characterless, heartless and the poor innocent, selfless...

There are many stories of rich people risking their lives to save other passengers during the original titanic mishap... And no proof this luv story took place btw
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: TheBoss


To aap logo ko impress karne ke chakkar mein baccha aise hi zaaya hogaya. Aise hi hota hai hum jaiso ke sath unko khush karte karte hamara chehelum nikal aata hai aur wo baithe biryani khate hai. 😆


Biryani >>jack ka pyar.😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: TheBoss

How many of you agree that Jack would have survived the climax if it were a bollywood movie? Rose had the option to alternate on the plank so both could take turns till help arrived but not only she let him freeze but also, loosen his grip and let him sink into the cold dark ocean. And not only that she was so promiscuous gold digger that she used the other guy for his money, played him like a fool and even kept his diamond. And the height of her selfishness that even when she was dying she didn't left it for her grand daughter who could have flipped it on ebay for some cold hard cash but nah buddhi wanted it all for herself.

Now imagine if it were Bollywood. Jack would have been shot with few dozen bullets, give a grand farewell speech and still figure out a way to survive. 😆


Boss - After trolling Bahubali, you are now on Titanic !! What next?
Dangal I guess 😛.

On topic - If Titanic was made in BW, Hero would have saved the ship by doing some trick like Mahendra Bahubali to break Ice berg to chote-chote pieces😛

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