Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh's new song will make terrorists kill themselves in frustration
The songs starts off with Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh converting his rad scooter into some kind of a flying machine, that would put even Aamir Khan's 'hover-bike' in Dhoom 3 to shame.

The Lionheart is back. Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh is ready with his new movie, where he takes on terrorists. So listen, you LeT guys! You better run back to whichever hole you have come from, because if if Rockstar Baba arrives to take you down, all you can show is tear your hair in frustration and run for your lives. After all this man has taken on aliens singlehandedly in his last movie, something which Hollywood has to assemble The Avengers to do the same task. So yeah, you better behave!
The new movie is called Hind ka Napak Ko Jawab, and the self designed guru has just graced us with a song from the movie, where he pays an ode to the soldiers of our country, while giving all the terrorists a warning. Titled Jung Hai Humri Aatankwad Se, it could have been a really good fan service to the real brave hearts if it was not for the fact that this was another opportunity for Rockstar Baba to be next to God, if not better than him. But like his previous movies, even this song is sheer fun to watch in that it's so good it's bad way.
The songs starts off with Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh converting his rad scooter into some kind of a flying machine, that would put even Aamir Khan's hover-bike' in Dhoom 3 to shame. He then goes on to destroy sarson ka khet with his followers on jeeps. Then a random girl appears next to him and they begin to sing about their fight with terrorism (though it took a couple of stanzas for me to understand he was saying jung hamari anatakwad se...). However the thing I enjoyed the most was seeing the soldiers portrayed in the video, prancing around like they are contestants of Dance India Dance.
I am sure any terrorist who would have seen this video would have hung themselves by now, by the sheer mediocrity of it all. In these times, when soldiers are doing Facebook Live about the pathetic conditions they are working in, tribute' videos like these are the much required shot in the arm. But I am still wondering who the hell was that chick who managed to get into every frame with Rockstar Baba?
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