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Prime Minister Narendra Modi Appointed A Panel To Understand Comedy In 'Humshakals'

Prime Minister Narendra Modi has appointed 4 member panel, headed by minister Piyush Goyal to understand the comedy in recent movie 'Humshakals'. The announcement has come after PM Modi thought to watch something funny and entertaining to distress himself after long working hours and extended election campaigning. However, he couldn't find anything funny and entertaining in the film and therefore asked his core junior ministerial team to find whether his brain has stopped understanding jokes or is it something seriously problematic in that movie.

"We will submit our report in next 2 days to Prime Minister. We will watch that movie for thrice or four times today and will summon movie's director Sajid Khan to understand whether he really wanted to make some joke or Modiji lacked in something," said Piyush Goyal.

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Government Wants To Know Why Sajid Khan Directed Bollywood Movie Humshakals

Indian Government has sent a show cause notice to the director of new movie Humshakals, Sajid Khan with a series of questions, including the reason why he directed that movie. Government officials told India Satire correspondent that the show cause notice was based on the mast destruction of mental property of Indians and IB alert. Intelligence Bureau has recently alerted Indian Government that terror organizations have called new 'Movie Jihad' with only intention to torture Indians, reduce their mental age, and make them imbalance.

15 Questions asked by Government to Sajid Khan

1) What was the reason for you to direct the movie? Was it just a mental torture or mass terror activity?

2) How much money did you get for this mass terror activity by releasing Humshakals?

3) Which terror outfit do you represent?

4) Who gave you so much money for mass killings of brains?

5) Where did you first meet terrorist Hafiz Saeed and Dawood Ibrahim?

6) When did you last time again meet them?

7) How many more movies are you going to direct?

8) Do you represent the terror objective called 'Movie Jihad'?

9) Do you have anything to do with ISIS and Al Qaida?

10) What are the targeted casualties of your terror group?

11) Who is the commander of your terror group and where does he stay, in Pakistan or somewhere else?

12) What are your other partners and group members (Farha Khan and Shirish Kunder) doing?

13) What are their plans about Movie Jihad and how many more people you guys are targeting for your torture?

14) Are we going to see more casualties than Shirish Kunder's 'Joker' and Farha Khan's 'Tees Mar Khan'?

15) Who is more destructive among you, Shirish Kunder, You, or Farha Khan?

Arvind Kejriwal Extends His Support To Sajid Khan's 'Humshakals'

Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) Chief Arvind Kejriwal has extended his support to Humshakals producer and director Sajid Khan. AAP Chief said that he supports every aam and poor thing, whether it is aadmi or joke.

"I always supported every aam and poor thing. Sajid Khan has ensured film industry that he will provide poor jokes and comedy sequences. I support all his poor activities to entertain people," said Arvind Kejriwal.

Arvind Kejriwal's support has come when all the rich critics of film industry thrashed Humshakals dirctor and entire team for their poor effort to create fun. They criticised his movie for very poor jokes and poor comedy sequences. Movie director Sajid Khan confirmed that Arvind Kejriwal saw movie's pirated version downloaded through torrent as like other aam aadmis do and laughed on every poor joke of the movie.

Man Had Loose Motions While Watching Sajid Khan's 'Humshakals'

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Pappu Pandey said that he laughed so much watching Sajid Khan's Humshakals that he is not able to control his loose motions since yesterday.

"I am visiting toilet after every two minutes because of laughing rout of Humshakals. I have never seen such a magical comedy in my life. Every bit of my stomach's part was engaged when I was laughing and jumping on the seat while watching that movie. Wow, such a wonderful comedy film even David Dhawan can't direct and Saif's acting oh no even, Govinda or Kishore Kumar can't act that way," said Pappu Pandey, immediately leaving room for another call from nature.

Sajid Khan who directed a masterpiece 'Humshakals' had personally sent a team of doctors to treat Pappu Pandey. The team headed by popular US doctor Dr. Shrishyam Nene said that Pappu requires next 2-3 days for becoming fit and fine.

"While laughing loudly and jumping on the seat like a crazy person, Pappu's intestine and artery stressed a bit which has created immense pressure on his stomach. The situation worsens whenever he recalls jokes and scenes in the movie and starts laughing again. We have given him an injection that removes those comedy sequences from his brain so that the situation would be normal in next 2-3 days," said Dr. Nene.

According to sources, Sajid Khan's team of doctors has to see more than lakh patients who are undergoing mass loose motions issue. Censor Board has requested Sajid Khan to ask all the viewers to shut their eyes and ears while watching the movie in theaters.