Stars as inanimate objects

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Posted: 10 years ago
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What inanimate objects do you think BW stars resemble?

Deepika Padukone: Internet Ads that everyone is annoyed with but they still pop up everywhere & you just give up

Shahrukh Khan: The loudest cracker bomb that goes phusss when lit

Salman Khan: Washing Machine that loves washing other's sins & feels like it's doing charity but is the most dirty itself

Sonam Kapoor: Free WiFi that everyone enjoys but no one will be willing to pay for

Varun Dhawan: The tap with it's pinnochio like nose

Siddhart Malhotra: The Wooden-est tree possible

Katrina Kaif: Ice cubes in the freezer

Aishwariya Rai: Maggi, it's non existent now but still you hear about it ALL THE TIME!

Aamir Khan: Umbrella- Is relevant only once a year but VERY relevant when it is the time

Shraddha Kapoor: The Flowerpot that is pretty to look at & that's it

Priyanka Chopra: The sliced bread gone stale

Ranveer Singh: Empty Vessels/ The Tap (for a different reason that cannot be mentioned on public forum, smarties will get the hint)

Alia Bhatt: Aloo that is shoved in every curry

The Khans: The Television that everyone is bored of but still can't let go
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dabang4life thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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W*F r u on about?? I am lost 😲
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Katrina is already inanimate.
Deepika would be a broken record because of her constant Ranbir jaap.
The Khans are like long running Kekta soaps.
Kareena is a loudspeaker
Ranbir is a pichkari emptying his contents in/on everyone
Ranveer is those monkey toys which make a lot of noise that you enjoy for a while but then get tired of

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Omg this is hilarious but everyones description is sooo apt...
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Posted: 10 years ago
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@ dabang4life- It's a list of celebs that resemble some characteristics of non living objects.
@walkashame- Great List. I'll nominate Ajay too along with Ranbir for Pichkari. Spot-on with Ranveer, same thing happened to me as well.


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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣 🤣
You are very creative. 😉
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Originally posted by: jibber-jabber

🤣 🤣
You are very creative. 😉

Thank You 😆

BTW Your DP reminds me:
ARK- A mirror that can be stared at 24/7 & that's it 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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apt creativity 😆


By the way these description will make every fan group happy. As in IF Fan of one star means always in disliking mode of some other star.


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Posted: 10 years ago
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What do you mean by tap?
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Originally posted by: B-TEX

What do you mean by tap?

Ranveer's Tap? Refer to his quote on misterbating looking at Kareena or his bragging of being actively sexual since the age of 12 😆

If Varun, just check the shape of the Tap of your house 😆



@Bazigar: I don't discriminate while bashing 😛

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