Originally posted by: return_to_hades
India is a great country. That means our paradoxes and ironies are great as well. They were going to remake American Pie' with Ranveer Singh in the lead. As you can figure, he was very excited about humping an apple pie or gajar ka halwa in this case. He's always excited about an opportunity to hump something. But the mithaiwala association took objection to the objectification of sweets. Our sweets are not meant for perverse pleasures they said. Which is quite ironic because humping towels is a popular activity in many movie songs. They just thrust it between their legs and go at it, all right out their in public. The towel rights association must be defunct. Which puts towels at a slightly better place than women.But all this puts me in a conundrum. I'm now terrified of having chocolate in India. Chocolate is better than sex. Unlike sloppy lovers, chocolate never fails to hit the spot. Every time I eat a good piece of chocolate I'm like "Hmm. So good. Ah yes". Now I'm like is this OK for me to do? Are they going to charge me for perverse pleasures? I'm actually wondering if one might be better of buying condoms than chocolate. Well, I can't live without chocolate, so I know what I'll do. Typical diversion, desi style - Hey there look at that person licking the ice-lolly there. Go arrest them - thats blow job training.
This post is made of win. 😆😆
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