Pritam to be awarded Nobel Prize

New Delhi: This will be another proud moment for India, Bollywood music director Pritam Chor-ki-party will be awarded the much acclaimed Nobel Peace Prize. Pritam's effort on bringing music from all over the world to one place has been recognized as instrumental for the harmony on earth.

The announcement has not been made officially yet, but our correspondents got the news through inside' connections.

"Not only Pritam puts a lot of effort in collecting the music, he also presents the music as it is. This shows his respect for other cultures. When you listen to Pritam's music, you are actually listening to music of the world and you realize how similar human beings all over the world are," will be the official press release of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee.

Justin Bieber, who brought the world together by making himself a common object of hate for humanity, was Pritam's closest contestant for the prize. Justin used the technique which Bollywood has been using for years to bring brothers together - "dushman ka dushman, dost hota hai!"

Pritam looked very ecstatic when he interviewed with the media. "I have earned a lot of distinctions in school by copying, but I never thought that one day I will earn a Nobel Prize by copying", he said. When asked what sets him apart from other musician who also get inspired from world music, Pritam answered, with a crooked smile, "Nakal me bhi akal chaiye."

The Indian Prime Minister Office didn't miss the chance to crack another PJ. "Good days are here indeed. First it was MOM, now it is POP (Pritam for Peace) #AcheDin, #IndiaFamilyValues" was their tweet.

Update:
Our correspondent just admitted that it was Daya, from CID, who broke windows of the Nobel Prize Committee office to get this 'inside' news.

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Preetaaam aan milo
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Borrowing from Jacky Bhagnani-he should be awarded Noble Piece Prize->coz he did the noble work of churaofying musical pieces

Originally posted by: Bandwagon-er

Borrowing from Jacky Bhagnani-he should be awarded Noble Piece Prize->coz he did the noble work of churaofying musical pieces

according to jacky he would get nobel price
PS- change ur noble to nobel before u become another jackie 😛

Originally posted by: mahatma123

according to jacky he would get nobel price
PS- change ur noble to nobel before u become another jackie 😛

Originally posted by: Bandwagon-er

Nah! He said noble

Oh Noble Piece Price is even better-noble work of copying music pieces without buying the rights for a price😆

Originally posted by: Bandwagon-er

Borrowing from Jacky Bhagnani-he should be awarded Noble Piece Prize->coz he did the noble work of churaofying musical pieces

A proud moment for Guru Anu Malik 😉