9 Things you must expect from Happy New Year!!!

We'd have thought that the debacle of Tees Maar Khan would have induced Farah to steer clear of heist films (If not films, altogether) but we have the trailer of Happy New Year splashed all over to news feeds to prove otherwise. If the one eighty odd seconds of the trailer weren't enough, here's a look at the nine things that you can safely expect from the film:

Clichd dialogues

The very start of the trailer begins with our hero proclaiming that, "Duniya mein do tarah ke log hote hai - Winners aur losers." Someone alert the people at the Guinness Records please, there appears to be an Einstein on the loose among us.

And some more clichd dialogues , copy-pasted straight out of Farah's Recycle Bin

The promising trailer of this awe-inspiring movie ends on the genius note - Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost. Because actually hiring dialogue writers to come up with some fresher (Or at the very least, lesser done-to-death) stuff? Ain't nobody got the time for that.

Shudder-inducing hairstyles

Between SRK's blond streaks (And later, completely blond hairdo) and Abhishek's painfully transparent disguises, we are laying our money on the Censor Board filing this one under the horror section.

A wafer-thin plot

Who would think that six losers would enroll themselves for a dance competition to pull off the biggest heist of all time? Who indeed?! Hallelujah SRK, thou hast has totally nailed it.

*ACP Pradyuman likes this*

Cringe-worthy comedy

Come on Farah, show all the Rohit Shettys of the world how crappy comedy is really done. You go, girl!

Deepika's re-induction into the world of crappy accents

Much like her definition of dance in the trailer, making people's ears shrivel and fall off may seem easy, but it is an ourt.' An ourt.'

An unabashed parody of similar ludicrous comedies

Kinda rich coming from the maker of Tees Maar Khan. And do we need to get started on Joker? Do we?

An over-the-top dance competition

That our posse of losers will magically ace. Creative license, d'uh.

An older & absolutely unimproved Abhishek Bachchan reprising Uday's role from Dhoom

Right down to the garish bandana on the head. Because you can never have too many loudmouthed losers in the world. Someone kill it before it breeds, pretty please!