Alok Nath 'amused' on becoming the butt of jokes on Twitter

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lentils

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Posted: 11 years ago

#41

Originally posted by: eeyoretel
We've forgotten all his sleazy roles after watching his Barjatya movies.
Yeh unke sanskaar hi toh hai.

😲 But he's Babuji...

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Anitha

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Posted: 11 years ago

#42

hahaha his sanskari jokes are cracking me up🤣

Edited by MegHanLover3 - 11 years ago

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MR.KooL

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Posted: 11 years ago

#43

This Aarti Getting Hot" Aloknath Version

Ghantiyaan Baja lo jee,
Aashirwad Pa Lo jee
What I say just follow ji
This Aarti getting hot
Ghantiyaan Baja lo, hoy
Aashirwad Pa Lo, hoy
What I say just follow
This Aarti getting hot

Ghadi dekh time ho geya
Beti twelve thirty
Ghar Jakar kanyadaan karunga
That is why I'am in Jaldi
Gangajal manga lo jee
Samdhi ko bula lo jee
Mood Bhi banalo Jee
This aarti getting hot.
Ghantiyaan Baja lo, hoy
Aashirwad Pa Lo, hoy
What I say just follow
This Aarti getting hot

Nachde ne sambhi samdhan , mandir ke gate pe
Mai unko milke dunga,aashirwad head pe
Oye jagraate karalo jee,agarbattiyan jala lo jee
Sanskaar bhi paa lo jee
this aarti getting hot
Ghantiyaan Baja lo, hoy
Aashirwad Pa Lo, hoy
What I say just follow
This Aarti getting hot

samdhi ji meri ek gal sun
meri beti me hai sab gun
damad ji me bhi koi kami nahi hai
jise liya hai maine chun

Rishte mere jab ban jate hai
Sab sankaari ho jate hai
Mandir Guru dwara jaate hai
Tab Pavitra Sab Ho Jaate Hai

Dilli wali Samdhan kehti thi ki
Gangajal Kam piya karo
Jab Jyada pee lete ho to
Mutra Visarjan Kiya Karo

Itne Bhajan tum kyu gaate ho
Aankho me aansu kyu laate ho

Koi alok ko samjhalo
Ise number one trend pe la lo

Karta hu vidai teri,Sang Dj ke
Aankho se aansu aaye,Tere babu ji ke
Oye Chandan Tilak laga lo jee
Khana Bhi sab Kha lo jee
Saare milkar ga lo jee
This aarti getting hot

Ghantiyaan Baja lo,
Aashirwad Pa Lo,
What I say just follow
This Aarti getting hot

😆 😆 😆

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MR.KooL

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Posted: 11 years ago

#44

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EarlyYoungTimes

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Posted: 11 years ago

#45

@shubHASHISH13h: Alok Nath smokes agarbattis.

@KapilSharmaPJs: Alok Nath call his wife 'Samdhaan'.

@iAnkurMishra: Alok Nath once blessed wheat farms and now we have Aashirwaad atta

@madhu27: Wat will Alok Nath ride if he stars in Dhoom 3 ? Bullock cart.

@Ohfakenews: Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we know that boy as ARVIND KEJRIWAL.

@Youteecrush: Alok Nath believes the F in FTW stands for Family

"'Mujhe betiyon ki babuji banna hai' - Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up."

"Alok Nath is such a personality that at times his wife calls him bhaisahb.''

Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at ..."

Alok Nath wants Facebook to add Aashirwad' button.

Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal

Alok Nath CV Reads as:-

Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan

Skills- Sanskaar

Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done

Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

😆 😆 😆

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DhoniAddict

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Love Legion

Posted: 11 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: SingularlyGood

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ChotaBheem

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Posted: 11 years ago

#47

Aloknath wedding night jokes.what aloknath did in his first night.

Wife. :make me wet
Aloknath sprinkled gangajal on her.ye unke sanskar hi to hain.

aloknath never use condom.because sanskar main hi taqat hain .
Some more jokes are there but can't write ye unke sanskar hi to hain.

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MR.KooL

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Posted: 11 years ago

#48

Alok Nath's Party song :)

Hum Maiyan Ke Superfan...Red Chunariya Kalein Nain...
From Am To Pm...Seva Karangey Any Tame...

Teri Main Aarti Karda...Tera Bhajan Japda...
O Meri Sheranwaliye...Tujhse Request Ye Karein...
Sannu Tu Bless Karde...Dukh sadde Less Kar De...
O Meri Sheranwaliye...Tujhse Request Ye Karein...
Subah Hone Na De...Saath Khone Na De...
Tere Charno mein...Yuhi Baithe Rahien...
O Meri Mata...O O O... Mata...O O O Mata...O Meri Mata

Aashirwaad ki Rain Kar de...Duur Yeh Pain Kar de...
O Meri Meranwaliye...Tujhse Request Ye Karein...
Subah Hone Na De...Saath Khone Na De...
Tere Charno mein...Yuhi Baithe Rahien...
O Meri Mata...O O O... Mata...O O O Mata...O Meri Mata

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MR.KooL

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Posted: 11 years ago

#49

Look At BIO @ProudyAkkian

#AlokNath is so sanskari that he refused krishna's role in Mahabharata becoz krishna ne makhan churaya tha!

Look At BIO @ProudyAkkian

#AlokNath goes to a medical store to buy condom. Salesman : Which flavor? Alok : haldi chandan

c ...! @thehuzefa

#AlokNath abuses like Teri Maa Ka Jagratha & Teri Behen Ka Kanyadaan 🤣

Aaizuuu @aaijazmomin

#AlokNath follows Traffic Signal Rules while playing #GTA Vice City :D #Sanskaar :P LOL

lijodavis05 @toddymacha

#AlokNath is so sanskaari that for valentine's day he buys rudraksha mala for his wife

Alok Nath @imsujitagrawal

After Kalyug, It's going to be Alok-Nath-Yug'. #AlokNath

Alok Nath @imsujitagrawal
Al - Aluminium O - Oxygen K - Potassium Na - Sodium Th - Thorium; Alok Nath is a nuclear vardaan.. #AlokNath

Yash Vachhani @PaneerPasanda
#AlokNath - Ashirwad Ashirwad - Kanyadaan Kanyadaan - Sanskar Sanskar - Rishtey Rishtey - Samdhi Samdhi - Babuji Babuji - AlokNath

Jayant Daga @jayant_daga
Alok Nath thinks Blow Job means where one has to do the job of Blowing Baloons @aloknathmemes #AlokNath

Edited by MR.KooL - 11 years ago