Bollywood's meanest, funkiest, funniest dialogues of 2013

New Delhi:Songs, dialogues define our cinema. The year saw several blockbusters like 'Chennai Express', 'Krrish 3', 'Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-leela' and also some extremely big budget films like 'Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobaara' and 'Himmatwala' failing at the Box Office. From the rustic falvours of Gujarat in Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-leela' to the cheesy lines of 'Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani' to the innuendo filled lines of 'Zanjeer'- we look back at some of the meanest, funniest dialogues of 2013 from Bollywood.

Once Upon A Time In Mumbai Dobara

Bambai badal rahi hai, Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ki tarah lag rahi hai.

Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hun, lekin saaf suthra rehne ki gandi aadat hai muje.

Agar main hero ban gaya toh pehchaan bura maan jaaegi

Tevar na dikhao toh log aankh dikhaane lagte hain

Satyagraha

Miss Malini Mishra, jab tak main apne sapno ke saath puri tarah khel nahi leta, unhe bechta nahi

Paisa hi aapka dharm hai aur bazaar hi aapki morality

Kya samajh rakha hai humko baraati ka dhol ki aap bajate rahenge aur hum dance karte rahenge

Chennai Express

Hum logo jahan se khadi hoti, station wahi se shuru hoti.\

Don't underestimate the power of a common man.

Raanjhanaa

Ek baat main samajh gaya hoon. Ladki aur rocket aapko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain"

Tumhara pyaar na ho gaya..UPSC ka exam ho gaya. 10 saal se paas hi nai ho raha",

Gali ke laundon ka pyaar aksar doctor aur engineer le jaate hai..dil chota na kar

Aashiq ki tab nahi fatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaye par tab fatti hai jab khud ki shaadi ho

Zanjeer

Vardi toh aati jaati rahegi abhi toh Teja Kapde utaarne hain

Vardi mein toh watchman bhi apne aap ko police commissioner samjhata hain

Mere office mein AC nahi hai toh pata nahi chalta ki aapka paseena garmi se nikla ya darr se.

Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-leela

Goli aur gussa sahi waqt par kharch karna chahiye (Use bullet and angst at the right time.

Jab Ram naam ka raag lagey, Toh paani mei bhi aag lagey

Bada badtameez, besharam, khudgarz hota hai par pyaar toh aisa hi hota hai

Marne ki sau wajah hai jeene ki sirf ek

Bullett Raja

Tum koi mamooli sipahi nahi ho, tum ho political commando

Dharmik mamlo me mujhe ashleelta bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai

Jahan na pahuche bailgaadi wahan pahuche Maarwari

Rajneeti aur vaishyavriti bahut prachin peshe hain, dono ka kaam shaanti banaye rakhna hai:'

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Tumhari jaisi ladki flirting ke liye nahi, ishq ke liye bani hai aur ishq mere sehat ke liye achha nahi hai.

Teri smile kitni dangerous hai pata hai, mere paas dil hota toh pucca aa jata ispe

Abbey border ke Sunny Deol! Yeh sangeet hai nach baliye nahi.

Jolly LLB

Is desh gareebo ko insaaf bahut mahenga milta hai sahib.

Yeh court hai Mr Tyagi, yahan kuch jaldi nahi hota

Kanoon andha hota hai, judge nahi. Usse sab dikhta hai.

Gareeb ki jaan ameer ki gaadi se sasti hoti hai

Shootout At Wadala

Police ki goli mein itna loha hai ki ek baar thok di toh khoon mein kabhi iron ki kami nahi hogi.

Sabko hero banna hai. Ye Amitabh Bachchan ne sabki m** thok daali"

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