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Posted: 12 years ago
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Only 1 year ago exact this time I had planned it all. August 2013 I would go to India and seduce him and get pregnant and force him into marriage with me. I was so sure it would happen 😭

Instead Salman decided to dissapear. Now and then some weird tweet turns up like this one:

http://youtu.be/xkkiepFeMZQ Yeh link kisska hai ? Aur jis ko hindi nahi aati man unke liyeh , wat is this link .

🤢 😲

Now that he dissapeared might have been okay cuz I would just find myself...but he's hanging out with losers like Ashmit Patel and other big boss losers. Now I can't marry someone that will bring these losers into our home 🤢.

It seems Salman's career is over with Jai HO, mental whatever the title is. Just like Katrina, Salman is jobless this year.

Salman 🤢

There you see what a turn life can take. Instead of India me and my parents will head to Brazil on august 12th. They will enjoy on the beach while I will chase my latest crush socces player Fred 😳. Who unlike Salman apparently loves online attention and updates his facebook, twitter, and instagram five times a day. Like this morning I wake up and check his instagram and see a new video where he gifts some beggar on the streets of Rio a shirt 😳


Then I decided to check Salman's twitter and all I could find is some weird meaningless tweet:

Salman Khan ?@BeingSalmanKhan15u

http://youtu.be/xkkiepFeMZQ Yeh link kisska hai ? Aur jis ko hindi nahi aati man unke liyeh , wat is this link .


By the way what applies on Salman, applies even more on Kadim...who only turns up when he has a concert (like 4 times a year) 🤢


I think I made the right choice 😳 FRED

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Only 1 year ago exact this time I had planned it all. August 2013 I would go to India and seduce him and get pregnant and force him into marriage with me. I was so sure it would happen😭

[DIV]

this part 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Sana, do you always change your man after 6 months?

Trying to recall your chart - Lallu Prasad Yadav < Rahul Gandhi < Baba Ramdev < Salman Khan < Kathem < Fred


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Rambo.Rajkumar

Sana, do you always change your man after 6 months?


Trying to recall your chart - Lallu Prasad Yadav < Rahul Gandhi < Baba Ramdev < Salman Khan < Kathem < Fred



LALU 😳 he has two HOT sons by the way...

i never liked baba ramdev? 😲
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: pekingexpress


LALU 😳 he has two HOT sons by the way...

i never liked baba ramdev? 😲


Gonna try your luck there?
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Sana call him carrot it sounds apt when you say it😳😳
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: pekingexpress


LALU 😳 he has two HOT sons by the way...

i never liked baba ramdev? 😲


You want to be the mother of his two HOT sons? 😆

Picture please!

Are they more good-looking than Kalikesh Singh Deo... Arunodhay Singh?

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: eeyoretel


You want to be the mother of his two HOT sons? 😆

Picture please!

Are they more good-looking than Kalikesh Singh Deo... Arunodhay Singh?


hmmm...they're not so hot...i guess...i thought they were 😭


but i wouldn't reject them! they're always welcome 😳
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: pekingexpress


hmmm...they're not so hot...i guess...i thought they were 😭


but i wouldn't reject them! they're always welcome 😳

🤣🤣

you are hilarious

Also gud luck with fred

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: pekingexpress


hmmm...they're not so hot...i guess...i thought they were 😭


but i wouldn't reject them! they're always welcome 😳


Yeah, you must welcome both of his sons (& seven of his daughters as well) coz Lalu is HOT! His Sadhana cut hair... His hairy ears... His voice... 😆

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