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Posted: 12 years ago

#101

Originally posted by: StopDropNTroll

Really? I came across loads at the Bigg Boss section.
Lesbian po*n, Mature-guy-having-fun-with-a-barely-legal-girl po*n. All kinds.

And the girl turned out to be a 50 year old dude?

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Posted: 12 years ago

#102

Originally posted by: .EatMyShorts.

And the girl turned out to be a 50 year old dude?

No No. Sana Khan is barely 18. As she implies herself. 😆

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briahna

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Posted: 12 years ago

#103

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

I was a troll. And I trolled in bed. That is why I had a failed marriage, and ended up with a loveless life. I had to prevent myself from getting back with the ex, because if there's anything better than trolling it is re-trolling with some rick rolling. That is when I decided to improve my writing skills as a distraction. I started writing po*nography, a better well written alternative to fifty shades of grey. And so I started watching po*n for inspiration. But when I ran out of all the BDSM po*n there is out there, I felt like life had no meaning other than perhaps IF. Everything else just seemed so futile. I just needed a means to vent all that frustration I'd built up ' sexual, mental, emotional, political, economical, social''and so on. I didn't have any friends, I'd lost all of them. And now I don't have a life either. I'm here on IF.

aaj, yes today i am at a sahi place. right place indeed. yesterday i was saying..chalo bored hone IF parr...

and today i don't regret coming to IF.i can feel it. today even if the principal of IF, maddy comes and whips my a##, i will give a kinky laugh...and say pls hit me more, but don't ban me. i want to nacho here, and jhomo yahan...mast hoh jao.

i was alone in my world..often teased gothic

but, one day my mama showed me a mithunda movie. some kasam paida karne wale ki.mithunda was in a high rise, but all his nuts and bolts were looking so fine, at right places. not like todays thingu khans...all squashed together. they bloody don't even have a waistline. mithunda was smooth. he brought me on the edge. he gave a jhatka that even those nasty teeny po*n shorn never gave. i was suddenly becoming a woman. i could feel it. oh yes mithunda and kasam paida karne wale ki. his dance. the dance had 4 exotic ladies, in a leash. and mithunda was the controller of this leash.

my mamma watched my reaction as i was watching this show. she knew she had made biggest mistake of her life.

i went to bed. couldn't sleep. took a writing pad and wrote a letter and placed it under my pillow.

Dear bhagwaan: i know i always to send me as shah rukh khan in my next janam, but today i am bringing my standard down. pls send me as one of those exotic lady in a leash whom mithunda was controlling.

Thank you bhagwaan.

yours bill kull saaf

briahna.

all this led me to bollywood, and here i am on IF.

btw...what is buddy list?

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briahna

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Posted: 12 years ago

#104

return_to_hades oh and i forgot to give you :

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-SalShah4eva-

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Posted: 12 years ago

#105

I dont have a life. I am such a evil person. Im here to show u who i am really 😈
I want to eat everyone here they all are bombs

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Posted: 12 years ago

#106

Originally posted by: -SalShah4eva-
I dont have a life. I am such a evil person. Im here to show u who i am really 😈
I want to eat everyone here they all are bombs

Over my dead body, Dahling. You aint no more evil than I am. Point. Blank. Period. 😳