Joint Member of the Week - RTH and Taco - Page 11

Originally posted by: The-ShakMeister

I'm going to get the two married here 🤣🤣

Mera bechare Hades bhaiyya kitne din aivin aivin bhatkega forum mein. Zimmedari bhi koi cheez hota hai 😆. Aur yeh mera adhikar hai😲

I think one Jess is more than enough for the BS..😆😆😆

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

2)Your wildest fantasy - I've always wanted to corrupt a very religious person with sins of the flesh. 😳

😆...I love it! All your responses on the thread have been fabulous! Well done!

Originally posted by: blue-ice

I think one Jess is more than enough for the BS..😆😆😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Granted I can't stand the guy most of the time, but I don't think you're getting that information out any time soon. Should've asked me when I got into that huge argument with him - I might have been angry enough to share. 😆 Just kidding - it has his full name and picture on it. RTH better not share that with you no matter how annoying he is!

Mr K. has a blog😲😲...what does he write about? just asking out of curiosity😆

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

Seven layer Burrito Jaya. For her depth of character and her many layers that surface every now and then.

😆...if I manage to continue convincing myself to come back to BS this week, you might end up calling me the leftovers of a rejected burnt enchilada!

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Am I going to ever know who this Baby T is? It is like an ongoing crypt in the other half of our MOTW. 😆

Baby T is a character in Dexy's BS soap opera during her MOTW thread!

Originally posted by: wat_up

taco say you open a taco place

What will be the name?

who would you hire an their roles?

I'd name my taco joint 'Juan Toomany's Taco & Tequila Hut' and hire these folks for the following roles:

Chef: Eraser. This one's a no-brainer. She's all about the grub and is extremely passionate about the food she cooks. In her case, Nobody's Afraid of Virginia Woolf- unless an unfortunate customer passes a misogynistic comment.

Cooks: You, Lemony, Ania, and Maddy. You guys are part of Eraser's team because I've seen y'all yapping about food on and off. It is also your collective duty to abide by Eraser's orders if any customer rubs her the wrong way. Hint: Ensure you have an abundant stock of fierce Habanero chillies.

Prep cooks- Xeta, Versace, Priya. Entry level positions for aspiring chefs. Xeta doesn't know how to cook, but she jiggies to the Taco Burrito song. My joint will be the perfect place to educate her about our authentic Muy Caliente ingredients. As for Versace and Priya- they're here only because I suspect they don't like getting their hands dirty, and I'm an occasional sadist. Go figure.

Wait staff: These select few must be knowledgeable about our food and very affable with customers- a must in my eatery. So I have hired .SB., Mogli, Be.A.Rebel, blue-ice, and Billa to ensure our customers remain loyal.

Hostesses: Maya/Bazookeh and Jaya. Bazookeh will wow prospective customers with her knockers and transfix them into spending their hard-earned money in my humble Taco Hut. Jaya as Ms. Congeniality will engage everyone with her friendly interactions and shamelessly charm their pants off.

Manager: Heisenberg will effectively oversee everything. That includes keeping steroid-pumped spoilt brats and their cronies away from my property and making other cut-throat administrative decisions. To make sure Taco Hut is pest-free, he will hire Theatre, UnsolvedMystery, Nitu The_Twisted, and yes- Tanya.91 as bouncers in disguise.

Asst. Manager- Sheldon_Bazinga. She quietly lends Heisenberg all her support and manages all inventory and admin issues when our manager is busy doing the ditty with a certain prep cook in the pantry and janitor's closet.

Janitor: XOXO. Blows her top off when her closet is being used for all the wrong purposes.

Bartender: RTH. Knows/loves her drink and is responsible as well. Can spot a fake liquor license in a heartbeat and will not serve underage patrons. She will attempt to talk some sense into them if they insist. If all else fails, she'll make Tanya print out their online profiles in my eatery's Wall Of Shame.

Dishwashers: The IF BS forum trolls. "What's in weight?" A whole lotta dishes, folks.

Mariachi band: This esteemed set comprises of fangirls and fanboys from other IF sections. I've convinced them that they're better off biding their time doing something else for a change: by playing tunes everyone will enjoy and do the Hat Dance to.

Originally posted by: wat_up

Yes its my copyright 😉😆

I know Jessy...its ur copyright...the nerve Shakkyy has...aisa karo..usko apna assistant hire kar lo😆😆

Originally posted by: BheegiBasanti

Baby T is a character in Dexy's BS soap opera during her MOTW thread!