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563952

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Posted: 13 years ago

#21

Dear Shotgun Sinha,

Your daughter's kamariya is ready to loot UP, Bihar.

Why so Khamosh?

---Your old flame.

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catsu

@CashmereCat

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#22

Dear Sonam,

You asked a flower to f**k off and it came. Shobha Dee is envious.

Devil wh**e Armani.

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532095

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Posted: 13 years ago

#23

How about this one? 🤣

Dear Mr. Salman Khan:

So many girls and guys wonder why you are not married. Don't get me wrong, it is hot and sexy to run without your shirt on and give other buddhas a complex. We don't mind. However, there is a certain fan who wants to give you a baccha. So, if you don't mind, can you call me at XXX-XXX-XXX and I will treat you to a night of pleasure and I will make sure we both get what we want.

Forever Yours,

Rakhi Sexy Kali Whipcream Sundae

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TallyHo

@TallyHo

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#24

Dear Katrina,

We can make your lips look plumper for free!

Best regards

Queen Bee

Bee hive

on Peepal tree outside your house!

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532095

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Posted: 13 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: Phunsuk_Wangdu
Dear Sonam,

You asked a flower to f**k off and it came. Shobha Dee is envious.

Devil wh**e Armani.

Hilarious Phunsuk_Wangdu! 😆

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360297

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Posted: 13 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: EroticGauravMad
How about this one? 🤣

Dear Mr. Salman Khan:

So many girls and guys wonder why you are not married. Don't get me wrong, it is hot and sexy to run without your shirt on and give other buddhas a complex. We don't mind. However, there is a certain fan who wants to give you a baccha. So, if you don't mind, can you call me at XXX-XXX-XXX and I will treat you to a night of pleasure and I will make sure we both get what we want.

Forever Yours,

Rakhi Sexy Kali Whipcream Sundae

@ RED: WTH 🤣

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WickedSlayer

@TheSlayer

Sparkler

+ 8

Posted: 13 years ago

#27

Guys, come on now! Gaurav had specifically requested you all to keep the letter clean and with respect to PG-13. I see a lot of usage of expletives in your letters. No goodah!