Let's BE CREATIVE: Construct a love note/letter!!! - Page 10

Wow, I honestly thought this thread was a lost cause after the first initial response. Then, so many of you made it a lot of fun and I am pleasantly surprised by the turnaround. Thanks guys! 🤗

Originally posted by: Bokeh

My Potent Tick: Missed you too. 🤗

🤗

Shukar hai I'm potent now. Being all Leela and no Ras in our Jism Ka Rasleela was starting to get to me 😆

Sir Mix-A-Lot,

I got big juicy buns

Moobs stacking my rack

Now can the anaconda have some fun

- Tusshar Kapoor

Originally posted by: TallyHo

Dear Priyanka, Sridevi, Shilpa and other bootyful aunties of the films,

We are running a drive to collect recyclable plastic. Please contribute generously...

thanking you,

yourz faithfully,

"Kids for environment"

👏😆 Too good!

Dear Tushki,John Abraham

Dear Annu Kapoor,

It's no surprise to most of us that you have been wanting to give that much-anticipated, much-desired, much-craved foot massage to a certain someone in Bollywood. May I also please take the liberty of announcing her name. It's obvious you couldn't stomach the fact that Ms. Chopra from Dharavi appreciated a more a younger touch to her skin. Your vociferous behavior has cost no one, but yourself, the much-earned respect you've always bragged about.

Sir, it's my sincere advice to you to kindly refrain from stooping to such low levels in front of the media. I know you have a burning desire in you to have a merry time with Ms. Chopra. However, to your dismay, may I please also reiterate that you're now past your expiry date. You're only surviving because you could still be used as a sidey in some, or the other, B-grade movie. I request you to please go back to your crib and continue watching po*n, as you're now on the brink of collapse. I hope you read my letter at all times, as you approach your last few moments on this earth.

Thank you.

Kind regards,
A certain someone who thinks you should have been long gone from the industry.

Originally posted by: -Desi-IFer-

Dear Annu Kapoor,

It's no surprise to most of us that you have been wanting to give that much-anticipated, much-desired, much-craved foot massage to a certain someone in Bollywood. May I also please take the liberty of announcing her name. It's obvious you couldn't stomach the fact that Ms. Chopra from Dharavi appreciated a more a younger touch to her skin. Your vociferous behavior has cost no one, but yourself, the much-earned respect you've always bragged about.

Sir, it's my sincere advice to you to kindly refrain from stooping to such low levels in front of the media. I know you have a burning desire in you to have a merry time with Ms. Chopra. However, to your dismay, may I please also reiterate that you're now past your expiry date. You're only surviving because you could still be used as a sidey in some, or the other, B-grade movie. I request you to please go back to your crib and continue watching po*n, as you're now on the brink of collapse. I hope you read my letter at all times, as you approach your last few moments on this earth.

Thank you.

Kind regards,
A certain someone who thinks you should have been long gone from the industry.

Munna ke style mein Annu Kapoor: Desibhaiya samajh mein nahin aawat hai.. Urdu/Hindi please

Originally posted by: bulls-eye

Munna ke style mein Annu Kapoor: Desibhaiya samajh mein nahin aawat hai.. Urdu/Hindi please

Oo hamaar ishtylewa nahin hai. 😆

Originally posted by: Bokeh

Dear Tushki,

Kauwa chala hans ki chaal?

Your bumdrum,

John Abraham