Bollywood Member of the Week: God - Page 7

Originally posted by: God.

Originally posted by: God.

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

Dear God.,

I never bothered to summon you earlier since I'm a kavla maal illegal immigrant stepping into this side of IF for the first time and have nothing to ask about the BS citizens. Nevertheless, I have a few questions I haven't been able to shake off since forever. Can you please tell those who follow the like or lump philosophy to kindly consider themselves lumped if they find my questions offensive?

Amen.


1. In your Big Innings, Eve was the one who stole first and Adam was the one who stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and your Prodigal Son came home. The Angels and Giants were rained out. Why then, does your right hand consort Meena have someone like Derek Jeter sitting pretty in her AV?

2. What options do I have to get to paradise other than turning a full right and going all the way straight?

3. Noah was floating all your Earthly stock when everyone else was in liquidation. Why, then, do so many of your followers exclusively hate pigs and worship cows?

4. What do you do with atheists who are all dressed up in a coffin with nowhere to go?

5. Since you're a software guy in your Earthly avatar, does Artificial Intelligence always beat natural stupidity?

6. Have you gotten around to watching A Serbian Film yet?

7. Lastly, if I remain dissatisfied with your answers, will I get better Magic 8 Ball alternatives if I shake any Holy Book?


From the newest entrant in your flock,





edit: because the cows shouldn't be ignored.

Originally posted by: God.

Dear ksh, I have answered it, although it's been lost in the spam by the miscreants.

Originally posted by: God.

Shak, I;m gonna have to get to you questions later in the week... man what sort of questions have you dumped on me. 😆

Originally posted by: tanav062

kshreeya, is that you? who ate your name? 😆

Originally posted by: God.

i'll be fired by the end of the week.