Dear Eraser,
Keeping with your reputation on our forum, I want to address you as Rubber. What? No innuendo here. It means eraser. That's all. *insert giggles*
"First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly." I couldn't find a quote that suited women and I loved this one so ainvayi dedicating it to you. *insert laughter*
So you are another year wiser? Time to be serious *insert solemn emoticon*
Here's wishing you a day filled with happiness and may such days filled with joy never get erased from your memory.
🥳Many Happy returns of the day, Eraser! 🥳
🥳🤗🥳 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Eraser 🥳🤗🥳
Just wanted to say it's great to have you as a member of BS. You light up the place with your jokes and ahem, inneundos + double meaning jokes 😆 Which are always fun to read and obv. harmless but hilarious 😆 Love this side of yours and your sarcasm =) Never lose it. Had a blast on the KDS CC 🤣 And your sigbox is hilarious with those 'special' sigs 🤣
The little I know of you, I can say you're a great person this way and very pleasant and warm to interact with 😳
May God bless you always. And may all your dreams, desires and hopes come true. Wish you lots of love, luck and happiness!!!
Anku 🤗
Oh no. I'm scared. Eraser's getting older and I'm convinced that you haven't gotten any wiser. You only just joined this section recently but you have become THE life of this forum. That's just how kool you are. In fact, you are a rare and bizarre mix of breeding between being a hard-core feminist and having a fanaticism for innuendos...
*WARNING*
Stop with the bad puns, you suck at them *CRISIS AVERTED*
But really you are one of the few members that I can be on-topic and off-topic at the same time about literally ANYTHING, especially your PH. D. in anything R-rated😆 You are warm, bubbly, funny, embarrassing, nutty, cocky, and have a (lovely) eye for dirty detail that puts even me to shame. I just want to let you know that if I have any concerns in my life regarding naughty "chi chi" things, I'll immediately come to you, my guru ji, to provide me a sprinkling of your "sage" advice....such as the power of watering cans😉
I adore the nicknames that you give to people. I officially think of tiya as "tinkujiya" and don't even get me started on "ChicaChica". The whole forum used to call me "KC" but now I'm "Koolchica" because of you😆 Thanks for that by the way....I have to get an avi that goes "Chica Chica, that's my Chica girl"😆
Your "courage" is also laudable. You are one of the few who were willing to dive into the fire of THAT-WHICH-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED and not care of her fate. By doing so, you put yourself into a league where only few belong, such as Achilles, Odysseus, Harry Potter, Iron Man etc.😆 My heart literally did that "BUH-BOOM" thing in Kal Ho Naa Ho when I found out you were to be banned forever and ever and ever, and then I ate some ice cream when I found out that you were brought back and survived from your battles with death....er I mean with bans. And missy, you should have issued a public thanks for us. I would have thought we were so much more "awesomer" than your Bhootnaath Trio🤢 but I guess they have to stomp on everyone's emotions😡. We are such hardcore, anti-banning members and yet look at YOUR upbringing....you continue to float around this place as if you are MD of this forum herself😡😆
I know that you are a few years older than myself and now that you're a year older, I believe that you've reached your shaadi ki umar!! After all, you've demonstrated your maturity by going against cops in your hometown....that clearly says you're a "grown up". Don't worry Eraser, I will make sure that you won't end up being a kuwari kudi like Salman. I have the perfect man for you...
See? What a dashing hunky guy he is. His beauty is so wonderful that he just bedazzles you....and he doesn't even sparkle too. I can easily envision him to pen you a song or poem that is just as good as Shakespeare's sonnet "My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun". In fact he HAS written you one. It's here😃 "My Love For You Is Endless"
Bottom Line: You are indispensable and have poor mod-like abilities so you don't stand a chance to join the "Higher Beings". I hope you have a blast on this very special day😛
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERASER!!!!!🤗 Eraser Ji
Here is aapki student no. 1. You have been my eye opener in tons of topics and I am eternally grateful for all those buckets of knowledge😆 You are getting a year older and wiser now! May you kickass all the hurdles in your way and shine in awesomeness! On a serious note I remember you asking me to post more in BW section. Those PMs were due to a confusion of my username being related to some cussword. Thanks for being so welcoming and I should say nice. You ji are a very special part of the current Bollywood CHat CLub and I absolutely love interacting with you and I am not lying! Some friends are worth knowing and you are definitely one!
God bless and a Big Happy waala birthday wish to you!!!
tum jeeyo hazaaron saal , saal ke din ho pachaas hazaar HI eraser! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 🤗You and Meena make the forum so lively with your R-rated humor 😉😆 I hope you have an AWESOME day today, just don't go a little too crazy 😛😆 Happy Birthday eraser🤗 My best friend on this forum!!! I hope you have an awesome birthday and all your wishes come true!!! And as a present I got your favourite....strawberry trifle😃 I know it's your favourite!!! I pray that all your dua's come true! You have been an awesome friend and it's been amazing spending such good time with you especially our conversations!!!🥳Happy Birthday eraser!!!!
Happy birthday ji! Hope it was awesome! Although I need to tell you off (a bit too much); I still adore you ji! Even though half the stuff you and Meena say goes way over my head, at least I know that it's bad when everyone else laughs at it lol. Sigh...I still don't get what the double meaning behind gulab jamuns is ji. Hope this year is amazing for you, and you will not have to do anymore 39 hours. Go eat sushi ji....you deserve it!🤗
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
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