Imam gets special power to save a nominated one &-

BIG BOSS: Imam-----------------Kyunki is hafte aap Kaptaan hain, Big Boss aapko ek vishesh adhikaar de rahe hain! ----------------- Sana, Karishma, Sapna aur Aashka mein se, kisi ek sadasya ko aap ghar se be-ghar hone se bacha sakte hain! Big Boss chaahte hain,-----ki inmein se kis ek sadasya ko aap bachayen aur unhein bachaane ka kaaran bhi bataayein!

IMAM: 🤗 Big Boss is zarra-nawaazi ke liye bahut bahut shukriya----------- Big Boss, main Rajeev Bhaiyya ko bachana chahoonga kyunki even though hamaare beech jhagre hue hain, -----wo dil ke bure Insaan naheen hain..! 😛---------I don't think Rajeev Bhaiyya keeps any grudges in his heart too------(Pauses, looks at Rajeev for a split second and), do you Rajeev Bhaiyya?--------(without waiting for any answer from Pillu)----Never mind, I don't care too. Big Boss main Rajeev Bhaiyya ko bachana chaahoonga!⭐️

There is lot of cheekh pukaar in the room!🤬

URVASHI (Chuchhoondar twitch of lips, upwards roll of eyes & a loud): 🤔Arey theek se sun toh lo kisko bachaana hai-----

KARISHMA (Nasal voice): 😳 Bing Bonss chaanhte hain ki, Sana, me, Sanpna aur Aanshka mein sein--------koyin enk Imaanm. Pick one of us!😳

SANA (starts laughing): kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 khronk 🐷 khronk 🐷

IMAM (Slaps his forehead): Ohhh!!! Hahaha!😆 Kitna bada idiot hoon main, naheen? Ho-ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha-ha---love you Big Boss, you had me with that googly! You had me Sir!!! 👍🏼

SAPNA( Can't take it any more & speaks after removing her palm from her lips): 😡 Idiot ka jaise daant naheen dikhate raho, save one of us,😡---------and I don't care if you don't save me---------Sorry Big Boss, kahaan se is Shaitaan ko le ke aaye hain aap? 😡-----Aseem bhaiyya, Nirua bhaiyya jaise acche logon ko nikaal kar, is shaitaan ko rakha hai yahaan--- HOW DISGUSTING!! 😈

IMAM (taken aback):😲--- Thats-------Thats completely out of the line Ms. Bhavnani, this is not your Madd-o-Nott, mind you??-----Bade buzurgon ne theek kaha hai, Mausam mein chooso Dussehri Aam, And NEVER trust any hazzaam! NEVER!!! 🤓

SAPNA (screams): Mad O Wot hai wo! Buddhu aadmi----PAAGAL!!!😡

IMAM (Places both his hands on his chin): Whatever! As if I care!

BIG BOSS: Imam---------------Big Boss abhi bhi intezar kar rahe hain! Aap kisko bachana chaahte hain!😕

IMAM: ☺️Sorry Sorry Big Boss, aapko intezar karaya----------------- iske liye tahe dil se sharminda hoon main,---------- poori tarah se pashemaan hoon----- aur dono kaan pakad kar, -----naak ragad kar maafi maangta hoon main!☺️------- Mera toh ye maan-na hai Big Boss ki jo beet gaya woh Itihaas hai,---------- aur sabka Maai-Baap Big Boss hai!

AASHKA (in an irritated voice): 😕 Uff! Kitna bolte hain aap Imam ji---😕

IMAM: 😲Kyun? Bolne par sarkaar ne koi tax laga diya hai? Aur laga bhi diya hai toh wasooli mujhse karegi naa? Aap ke peyt mein kyun taqleef ho rahi hai Madam?🤔

AASHKA (Angry as hell): 😡IMAM JI! Ufff! 😡-----Kabhi aapne socha hai ki Allah ne aapko-----hum sabko, -------(screams)----sirf ek munh diyaa hai aur do kaan. Socha hai kabhi, ki do kaan kyun hain aur munh sirf ek kyun hai?😡

IMAM: Miss Aashka Goradia!-------------- You take me for a complete fool or what?🤓------------ Do kaan kyun? Why two ears?? Hunhh!-------- Agar aapke paas ek kaan hota toh ye Gandhi Chashma ek taraf latak naheen jaata? ⭐️----------Allah-taala ne sabko do kaan diye hain, taaki chashma theek se balance ho sake, apni jagah pe set reh sake!--------Aur munh sirf ek diya hai, taaki koi aap jaisa zaahil, munh pe chashma lagaane ki koshish naa karey. Now shut up please, will you?😡

SANA (bursts out laughing): kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 khronk 🐷 khronk 🐷kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 khronk 🐷 khronk 🐷!

BIG BOSS: 😡 Imam, Big Boss aakhri baar aapse pooch rahe hain---

IMAM: ☺️ Sorry Sorry Big Boss! Maine faisla kar liya hai ki main Sana ko bachana Chahoonga! Wazah ye hai Big Boss ki mujhe inki 2 millimeter ki naak bahut pasand hai!⭐️-------------- Main jab se is ghar mein aaya hoon, abhi tak samajh naheen paaya hoon ki ye itni chhoti naak se saans kaise leyti hain! 😲-------------- Main kam se kam ek aur hafta inhein gaur se dekhna chaahta hoon aur is Kudrat ke karsihme ko samajhna chaahta hoon! ----Big Boss ye hansti hain toh khronk-khronk-khronk-khronk ki aawaaz aati hai, main uska raaz bhi faash karna chaahoonga!👏---------------------Thank you Bis Boss!------Sana??😉

SANA: 😲 Ji Imam?

IMAM: Chalo London?😉

SANA (falls down on floor laughing):kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 khronk 🐷 khronk 🐷kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 khronk 🐷 khronk 🐷kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 kwink 😆 khronk 🐷 khronk 🐷

Originally posted by: Khiladi007

Hilarious... awesome write up!

Originally posted by: Annu..

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Imam's lines and Sana's laughter are just bang on.. but still u should have written something for her too.. sirf uski hansi se kyun kaam chalaya Cruiser! 😳