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Let's have some fun now, shall we? How about crack some PJ's on the contestants? 😆
ANS: Because at the speed of light V= C
"There was a cold day!"... (Say these lines fast in US English accent....)
I'll start it off...its all jokes so don't take it seriously!!
Vida is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
On the way she offers a lift to a stranger.
Vida : 'I am Cida'
Stranger : Cida? Sure you dont mean Vida?
Vida: No it is Cida.
Now tell me why did Vida say so...
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On the way she offers a lift to a stranger.
Vida : 'I am Cida'
Stranger : Cida? Sure you dont mean Vida?
Vida: No it is Cida.
Now tell me why did Vida say so...
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ANS: Because at the speed of light V= C
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Vida was filling a slambook. She didnt know the meaning of zodiac sign. Shee turned to the previus page & saw that sumbody had written Cancer, so she wrote GAS KI TAKLIF...
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Sky to taxi driver: Siddhivinayak jaoge kya ??
Taxi driver: Haan sahab
Sky: Theek hai wapas aate waqt mere liye prasad le aana
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Amar: Mujhe ek behad khubsurat ladki ki talash hai
Vida: Lo main aa gayi!
Amar: Accha kiya...ab meri help kardo usse dhoondne me
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Kunwaro ko tadpaogi Sunny kab tak?
Kunwaro ko tadpaogi Sunny kab tak?
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Cameraman Suresh ke saath deepak chaurasia, Aaj Tak.
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How can Andrew Symonds, who doesn't know hindi say "Open the door" in hindi?
Guess...
Guess...
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"There was a cold day!"... (Say these lines fast in US English accent....)
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Okay, done, don't kill me now 😆
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