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Salaam Namasthe viewers, 😃
Aaj ki taaza khabar mein charcha mein hai ek badi hasti, She can make even the neon lights shy of their presence as she marches with her unique florescent colours on screen and sets the house on fire. She captured the minds of the people and made the entire nation glue to the idiot box with her glowing antics.She is a VOLCANO.... which make the gaalis shy of their own wonders....She is none other than our own Dollyji👏. There has been news that Dolly is all over the popular channels for bringing the highest TRPsand all superstars r not taking it kindly. Taran Tohar is quite annoyed with Star Space channel that it has replaced his show Toffee with Taran with the show "Gaalis with Dolly" due to her better charming and charismatic screen presence . Taran has been seen altering his wardrobe inspired by Dollyji.Another TRP-leading show of MDTV Yawn-n-DreamChannel Sakhi ka insaaf is gonna be co-hosted with Dollyji and the title changed to " Sakhi ka insaaf toh Dolly ne kiya har insaaf ko saaf! Sakhi is annoyed and says Dolly shud be permitted to only use her 2 popular dialogues in this show " Hurr....hurr" and Khamosh.. Hawa aane de",as she needs an assistant to manage the intelligent audience hailing her name. Even Mony entertainment is keen on absorbing Dolly for their famous Serial Aahat and Mony is allready creating a hype for the show saying "parda hai parda. Parda hai" Mony Entertainment is also considering replacing the Senior AB with Dollyji as he used to just make the seat HOT, where as Dolly can bake and grill and make the seat hotest. They r also considering her for their popular show Fear factor and rename it as Fear-Tear factor....Shyam Gopal Verma is also doing rounds of Lonavala to hunt for a bhoot-bungla so that he can sign Dollyji then and there and shoot her scenes at this location.Even the advertising guyz have started trading new bhindis in the name "Dolly ki bhindiyaan" which r available in all shapes including the alphabets and the numbers. Traders say they have been doing excellent business in Falthoopur District. Seems now Kallika Sherawat who was seen lately promoting her "Hiss" is also fearing her competition with Dolly that she is gone offshores to market her film there. BB is also considering hyping his success by placing Dolly, Sakhi Sawant and PRK together in the next season.Raju hirani also has plans to launch his 3 idiots part 2... on these 3 popular personalities....Well only time will tell who will be the survival of the fittest among these three.There has been a toofan in her life too due to someone else .....to which i cud not control my thots and let it flow ......😉Thakkar ki ek kahani suno....ek Raja tha.... ek Dolly thi.....hoti kya hai party mein sunoek Raja tha.... ek Dolly thi.....woh bhi ek daur tha
waqt hi aur tha
jab woh the ajnabi.....aur phir.....😲
Flashback.......Here's what happened in 2005.
Dolly says, "I was at the party with my husband, it was Anuj's party and we are good friend. Bhagwaan hi bachaaye Anuj ko...🤔.I was on the dance floor with friends guyz...chalo imagine the song played at the background...(ta tananana tandoori nights, tandoori nights, tandoori nights sama sharabi, dono jahan sharabi, rut rawa sharabi dekho, dildar ve...hawa sharabi, teri ada sharabi, yeh fiza sharabi, dildar ve) .....when I felt someone come close and brush past me. Uff.... woh takrana...uff woh gabrana!🤪
As the place was dimly lit, I did not recognise who it was, I thought it was only someone passing by. Then the man came again and fell over me. Oh good god..... yeh kya ho gaya......zarror Raja ne jaanbhoojkar kiya hoga.... aakhir miss.space ke saath aisa mauka baar baar thodi milega.....I pushed him away, but, to my horror, he slapped me. Arrey yaar.... isme shock hone ki kya baat hai.... agar aap push karoge.... toh uski kya haalat hui hogi.... phir slap karne ki taaqat bacha bhi hoga???I fell on the floor in pain. I was totally shaken. I can't believe my eyes..... Chalo guyz...🤔 imagine dolly in Pain.... hota hai sochne?? Hurrr..... chal.... hawa aane de.....Then I was told that the man was Raja Chaudhary. chalo thank god yahan toh parda hat hi gaya...... I was helped out of the place into the hotel lobby and realised that Raja had physically hurt me. I had bruises on my hands. I wept openly in the lobby. Arrey yaar..... this is once in a life-time wala scene..... Dolly weeping.... socho zara socho....😭Anuj, who is also a doctor, rushed to my aid and administered first aid right there. Meanwhile, Raja disappeared with Himanshu," she adds. Raja must have remembered Tanaaz's golden dialogue...."Disappear..disappear.....disappear...sahi jagah sahi istemaal..... ise kehthe hai Raja....👏......isme uski koi galthi nahin hai.... bechaara khud shock ho gayaa hoga....ki woh kuch samay ke pehley kis pahad se thakraya and kis pahad pe jaa gira.....Bindra filed an FIR against Chaudhary at the Juhu Scheme police station. yaar tumhe bhi police ki zarrorat padthi hai....? kamaal hai.....😉tum toh khud hi ek CID se badkar ho yaar...and V r so proud of u.😳"When the cops summoned him, Raja arrived at the police station and pleaded innocence. Woh aur kya kahega.... use toh nashey ne kiya behaal ... musibat ko gale laga liya.....
He told me to withdraw the case and even offered money," says Bindra. "Raja had to spend the night in jail and was produced before the court on Monday," she claims.Bechaara....lene ke dene pad gaye...🤪.. ab zindagi mein kisi se kabhi thakrayega nahin aur nashey mein bhi straight chalega.... bina gire.... woh bhi pahad pe....!Moral of the story: Never walk after u booze.... even if u walk.... see in consciousness that u place your footsteps right.... if footsteps r right.... set your blurred vision to a sharp one before u knock down someone...or even fall on them...!Now the last section viewers.... Answers to the questions asked in our previous news:😃
What r the producers of BB4 singing to Dolly?Ans: "Parde mein rehne do,Parda na utavo, Parda jo ut gaya to phir TRP ghir jayega, Dolly aisa na karna, Dolly hamari sunna.
BB is pleased with Dolly and is offering her a job offer in his farmhouse. Guess what job offer.
Ans: A florescent pink Scarecrow saying Hurr Hurr
Why does Dolly associate all in BB with the word 'hypocrite'?
Ans: because Dolly has some close association with the word hippo-crite ?. Bakhi app sab samajdhar hai.
Who was the most troubled one when all boycotted Dolly?
Ans: BB himself, as he had to bear the one-sided conversations Dolly had with him.
Why is a hippo unfortunate?
Ans: It does not get to swim in the luxurious pool in Lonavla
aaj ki taaza khabar itna hi .Shukran. Alvida.!😃
Anupamaa
