Image Change Over for Salman- Weekend Ki Haaye,Salman Sataaye Excerpts - Page 5

Originally posted by: ..Pooja..

Cruiser mahn you are amazing!! Fabulous post..🤣🤣🤣

I love Salman alot and his hein hein hein made me laugh more..🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: tashug9

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SALMAN: Armaan!

ARMAAN: Ji Salman Sir! 😲

SALMAN: Aukaat!------Aukaaat!😈

(CANNED LAUGHTER OF AUDIENCE & FAKE LAUGHTER OF OTHER CONTESTANTS IS HEARD)

ARMAAN (Uncomfortable looks, Kamya suppresses a smirk nearby): Ji Salman Sir!😲

SALMAN: Ye jo aap, baar baar AUKAAT shabd ka istemaal karte ho! Originally Kohli Uncle kahaan paida hue thhe? Kahaan se aaye hain aap log? 😈

ARMAAN: Salman Sir Papa Lahore mein paida hue thhe!😲

SALMAN: Hmmm! So let us try to understand this AUKAAT business! ----Armaan, Lahore mein kya Sab bade aadmi hi paida hote hain? Aur kaun se bade aadmi paida hue Lahore mein? Bataaiye!😈

ARMAAN (confused looks): No Sir! NEVER! Infact Lahore mein hamesha sirf Chhote bacche paida hue hain, even Papa when he was born, chhote bacche thhe Sir. Bada Aadmi koi paida naheen hua wahaan kabhi bhi! 🤓

SALMAN : Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

🤣 🤣 🤣 hein ha hein ha haa heinhaa 😆

SOFIYA (blushing): 😳 Yess! Salmon, Salmon, Salmon!😳

SALMAN: Sofiya aap kalpana keejiye----Imagine that you are on 8^th Floor of a hotel---Aap Hotel ki aathvin manzil par hain---😊

SOFIYA: 😉 Yeah! Aww, its nice breeze here. Soo-moondar ka view bhi hai😳----Chaar-paanch ganda log, Soo-moondar mein susu bhi kar raha hai🤢-------yeah! I am imagining Salmon!😛

SALMAN: 😈 Now imagine, Kalpana keejiye, ki Hotel mein aag lag gayi hai! Kaala dhuan, black smoke is engulfing you from all sides-------log chila rahe hain, Hotel ki balconies se kood kood ke jaan de rahe hain!😈----AAP, KYA KARENGI SOFIYA? ❓

SOFIYA: 😒 Main Kalpana ko kill kar doongi! ------I would immediately STOPPP my INAGINATION!

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SALMAN (breaks into his hyena laugh): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

SALMAN: Ajaz Khaan! 😉

AJAZ: Ji Bhai Jaan! 😒

SALMAN: Bole toh Aashique ka dil toot gaya!😉

AJAZ: Toot gaya bhaai, Mitti ka khilona ka maafik hazaar hazaar tukda ho gaya bhai!💔

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SALMAN: Ajaz, Gandhi-Jayanti!!!😈

AJAZ: Ji Bhai!

SALMAN: Gandhi-Jayanti ke bare mein kya jaante ho Ajaz? ❓

AJAZ: 😲 Bhai, Gandhi bada great Aadmi thha! Bolle toh Sollid! -----------Angrezon ko Laathi-veethi dikha ke bhaga diya wo, ------------Apun ka Baap-Dada ko Aaazadi-veezidi dillaya! ---------------🤔 Abhi JAYANTI ke saath uska kya lafda, thha, kasam se naheen maaloom apne ko! Sorry haan! ☺️

@ pink and bold 🤣 🤣

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SALMAN (breaks into his hyena laugh & falls down laughing): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

PS: You can watch Sneak-Peaks of tonight's episode and can appreciate the prophetic post above, that told you first, about BB's attempts for a desperate Image make-over for Salman Bhai...Just watch kaise hans rahe hain-khilkhilaa rahe hain Bhai!☺️

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Originally posted by: avinaarshi

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Originally posted by: meglaraat

nice post 🤣 🤣

SK Always keep smiling aise ❤️

Originally posted by: --wWwiii--

ROFL for ... Gauhar Jaan Paan Shop

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As usual, your post is so creative, original and witty!! I am sure you are the creative head of some channel... :)