G
reat post as usual bhai saab.
May I take the pleasure of adding some thing of my own to Mulla's joke end.
As the Old man, his son and the donkey enter the river, people on the other end of the river tart wagering money as to who will cross the river. After the three died they all ended up fighting one another.
Those people on the other end are the people who get hyped up over contestants.
As for Pradooshan, sorry pratushan Cruiser have you not noticed that the old raggedy grandpa cycle that prithvirajkapoor used to ride, the one that was in the washroom has been missing. Rumor has it the Princess has been practising on that cycle ever since.