Mulla Nasruddin & Conspiracy Theorists! Popcorn Khao-Mast Ho Jao!

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Mulla Nasruddin, once narrated this fascinating tale to a group of his ardent admirers!😛

A Father and Son were walking with their donkey, after a day's work in field, back home!

Some villagers started laughing at them! One loudly taunted them,"It seems two donkeys are walking with a 3rd one. When you have a donkey, WHY on earth would you walk by foot?"😲

Embarrassed father asked son to sit on the donkey and they resumed their journey. Within no time, another group started laughing and said,"Old man is on foot and this young man, has parked his bums on donkey like a King. What a fool."

Ashamed son got down and father now, sat on donkey!-----------Sure enough, soon another group mocked at them and ridiculed them with a,"What a shameless father! Poor son on foot and he is sitting comfortably. Where have the values of sacrifice for children vanished?"😡

This was the last straw for poor father and son and as they approached a bridge atop a deep river, both climbed on donkey, donkey lost balance, tripped on the bridge and all three got drowned in river and died!😭

MORAL OF THE STORY: You can never hope to please all people, how-so-ever hard you might try!🤔

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Coming to Big Boss-7, fate of many contestants is no better than the Father-Son-Donkey combo in above anecdote!

Gauhar 😳:

If she goes out of house, basher verdict is NAUTANKI, Drama Queen, Footage Hungry!😡 If she comes back, basher take is "We always knew-----BE-SHARAM----Aa gayi apna sa munh le ke...". 🤢

If she chats with those she is close to in house, bashers go wild with a "See, she is bitching, plotting, hatching evil plans with her evil gang"...And if she tries to make up with Tanisha, basher verdict""Nautanki woman, what a fake drama!" 😡

If Kushal Babu loses his mind and speaks / does something stupid, Gauhar is held responsible for instigating him and doing nothing to stop him...and if she tells him to stay correct, bashers award her with Control Freak trophy! 🤓

TANISHA 😳:

If you thought Gauhar's situation is comic, here is someone in absolutely tragic situation! 😕

From week 3 onwards her bashers & Tellychakkar ke Ghanchakkars have been coming up with fantasy stories like how upset her family is because of her proximity to Armaan and this weekend surely, she is going to be pulled out of show!

And when she doesn't get evicted, same bashers sulk with a.."Arey Devgan-Kajol have fixed it with Salman that Tanisha will win BB-7"! 🤢

If she stays away from Kamya-Pratyusha, she becomes haughty-snooty! If she attempts reaching out to them and tries clarifying what were the issues that made them drift apart, she is declared a mad cap and gets lampooned for raking in her "Anda Andolan" and yet again opening up well covered graves!🤪

KUSHAL BABU :

Girl friend ke liye ladayi kare toh museebat,---- naa kare toh Gauhar is declared the one wearing pants and he, Shalwaar-Kameez! 😲

Armaan se ladaayi kare toh foul mouthed jerk, and naa kare (as in last episode where it was virtually between Armaan and Gauhar, he exercising restraint), toh he becomes a coward who can only bully weaklings like Viveik!🤓

ARMAAN😡:

When aggressive, he gets condemned and gets declared a foulmouthed, spoilt brat! When restrained, he gets declared as Khaali bartan..."Ab kyun naheen ladaayi karta?", 🤪is the haath nacha nacha ke verdict of his bashers! 😲

Ever since the 84 cam chide of Salman, barring rare occasions, he has been in his shell and rarely ventures out of his comfort zone with Tanisha. So new verdict is these two are haughty snobs, don't consider others of their class and do not mix up. Fact that Kamya-Pratyusha have walked off Armaan because of their inability to accept Tanisha as Armaan's Queen-bee, doesn't matter.

PRATYUSHA😕:

Is bechaari ko toh host bhi naheen chhodta! 😔

Stand naheen leti, stand naheen leti bol bol ke aisa paagal bana diya hai ki even during middle of night, the poor girl has started getting up & STANDING upright for a couple of hours every night!😭

Baingan baingan bol bol ke paagal bana diya hai Salman, Housemates aur bashers ne! 🤢

No wonder she lost her marbles and hysterically shrieked on Andy,"Tumne mujhe kya kya bola---main bata bhi naheen sakti tumne mujhe kya kya bola, --gande aadmi"😡-------And Andy was like,"Whaat? Maine tumko Baingan bola,party mein jaati ho bola, hookah peeti ho bola, AUR KYA BOLA?"😲

Isliye Friends, Countrymen, Romans, Canadians, Americans...

...Kuchh toh log kahenge, 😕

Logon Ka kaam hai kehna! 😕

Chhodo Bekaar ki baaton mein, 😕

Kaheen khatam naa ho jaaye SEASON NAA????⭐️

No need to take any tension. Completely ignore the ones bashing your favourites and without any guilt feeling, bash to your heart's content, the ones you don't like. 🥳

Getting hold of a Rhino skin and sneaking into it would really help if you are a fan of Gauhar, Armaan, Tanisha and Kushal especially!⭐️

Buy a popcorn maker if you don't have one and enjoy the fun ride till first / second week of January!

Jhelte Rahiye"Big Baas!🤢-------------AUR EK-DOOSRE KO BHI! 😆

Originally posted by: -Cruiser-

Mulla Nasruddin, once narrated this fascinating tale to a group of his ardent admirers!😛

A Father and Son were walking with their donkey, after a day's work in field, back home!

Some villagers started laughing at them! One loudly taunted them,"It seems two donkeys are walking with a 3rd one. When you have a donkey, WHY on earth would you walk by foot?"😲

Embarrassed father asked son to sit on the donkey and they resumed their journey. Within no time, another group started laughing and said,"Old man is on foot and this young man, has parked his bums on donkey like a King. What a fool."

Ashamed son got down and father now, sat on donkey!-----------Sure enough, soon another group mocked at them and ridiculed them with a,"What a shameless father! Poor son on foot and he is sitting comfortably. Where have the values of sacrifice for children vanished?"😡

This was the last straw for poor father and son and as they approached a bridge atop a deep river, both climbed on donkey, donkey lost balance, tripped on the bridge and all three got drowned in river and died!😭

MORAL OF THE STORY: You can never hope to please all people, how-so-ever hard you might try!🤔
------------------------------------------------------------------
Coming to Big Boss-7, fate of many contestants is no better than the Father-Son-Donkey combo in above anecdote!

Damned if you do, damned if you don't is the lot of Big Boss House contestants.😕 Consider these:

Gauhar 😳:

If she goes out of house, basher verdict is NAUTANKI, Drama Queen, Footage Hungry!😡 If she comes back, basher take is "We always knew-----BE-SHARAM----Aa gayi apna sa munh le ke...". 🤢

If she chats with those she is close to in house, bashers go wild with a "See, she is bitching, plotting, hatching evil plans with her evil gang"...And if she tries to make up with Tanisha, basher verdict""Nautanki woman, what a fake drama!" 😡

If Kushal Babu loses his mind and speaks / does something stupid, Gauhar is held responsible for instigating him and doing nothing to stop him...and if she tells him to stay correct, bashers award her with Control Freak trophy! 🤓

TANISHA 😳:

If you thought Gauhar's situation is comic, here is someone in absolutely tragic situation! 😕

From week 3 onwards her bashers have been coming up with fantasy stories like how upset her family is because of her proximity to Armaan and this weekend she is going to be pulled out of show!

And when she doesn't get evicted, same bashers sulk with a.."Arey Devgan-Kajol have fixed it with Salman that Tanisha will win BB-7"!

If she stays away from Kamya-Pratyusha, she becomes haughty-snooty! If she attempts reaching out to them and tries clarifying what were the issues that made them drift apart, she is declared a mad cap and gets lampooned for raking in her "Anda Andolan" and yet again opening up well covered graves!🤪

KUSHAL BABU :

Girl friend ke liye ladayi kare toh museebat,---- naa kare toh Gauhar is declared the one wearing pants and he, Shalwaar-Kameez! 😲

Armaan se ladaayi kare toh foul mouthed jerk, and naa kare (as in last episode where it was virtually between Armaan and Gauhar, he exercising restraint), toh he becomes a coward who can only bully weaklings like Viveik!🤓

ARMAAN😡:

When aggressive, he gets condemned and gets declared a foulmouthed, spoilt brat! When restrained, he gets declared as Khaali bartan..."Ab kyun naheen ladaayi karta?", 🤪is the haath nacha nacha ke verdict of his bashers! 😲

Ever since the 84 cam chide of Salman, barring rare occasions, he has been in his shell and rarely ventures out of his comfort zone with Tanisha. So new verdict is these two are haughty snobs, don't consider others of their class and do not mix up. Fact that Kamya-Pratyusha have walked off Armaan because of their inability to accept Tanisha as Armaan's Queen-bee, doesn't matter.

PRATYUSHA😕:

Is bechaari ko toh host bhi naheen chhodta! 😔

Stand naheen leti, stand naheen leti bol bol ke aisa paagal bana diya hai ki even during middle of night, the poor girl has started getting up & STANDING upright for a couple of hours every night!😭

Baingan baingan bol bol ke paagal bana diya hai Salman, Housemates aur bashers ne! 🤢

No wonder she lost her marbles and hysterically shrieked on Andy,"Tumne mujhe kya kya bola---main bata bhi naheen sakti tumne mujhe kya kya bola, --gande aadmi"😡-------And Andy was like,"Whaat? Maine tumko Baingan bola,party mein jaati ho bola, hookah peeti ho bola, AUR KYA BOLA?"😲

Isliye Friends, Countrymen, Romans, Canadians, Americans...

...Kuchh toh log kahenge, 😕

Logon Ka kaam hai kehna! 😕

Chhodo Bekaar ki baton mein, 😕

Kaheen khatam naa ho jaaye SEASON NAA????⭐️

No need to take any tension. Completely ignore the ones bashing your favourites and without any guilt feeling, bash to your heart's content, the ones you don't like. 🥳

Getting hold of a Rhino skin and sneaking into it would really help if you are a fan of Gauhar, Armaan, Tanisha and Kushal especially!⭐️

Buy a popcorn maker if you don't have one and enjoy the fun ride till first / second week of January!

Jhelte Rahiye"Big Baas!🤢

Originally posted by: jaaved7

Cruiser ji,

Love your post as usual... yeh mullah Nasruddin ka example bilkul sahi hain. Aap hi ki wajah se Mullah nasruddin ke jokes padne laga hoon. Awesome post and thank you for sharing and keep it up Cruiser.