Gauhar Khan Ka Super Secret Task

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(Inside the confession room, Gauhar is seen, trying to cover her thighs by constantly pulling her side-cut long skirt even as Big Boss's Horny eye is X-Raying her from top to bottom)

After a very long, uncomfortable pause...

BIG BOSS (Booming Voice): Gauhar?

GAUHAR: Ji Big Boss 😳

BIG BOSS: Khush naheen hain aap Jahannum mein shaayad!

GAUHAR (A thick glycerin like tear trickles down her face):😭 Ji haan Big Boss.-------(sob-Sob)---- Kaise koi khush reh sakta hai in conditions mein? Especially after coming from Jannat!😭😕

BIG BOSS: Gauhar. Big Boss aapko ek kaarya dena chaahte hain! ---------Agar aap is kaarya ko acchhi tarah se nibhayengi, toh shaayad Big Boss aapko dobaara Jannat bhejne par vichar karenge!

GAUHAR (Excited): Wow! Mera kaarya kya hai Big Boss?😃

BIG BOSS: Aapke paas 30 minute ka samay hai Gauhar. Acchi tarah se dimaag ka prayog keejiye aur Koi acchhi si Kavita ya Gaana likh kar, Big Boss ko sunaayiye!

Just as Gauhar gets up and begins to leave, she is stopped in her tracks by...

BIG BOSS (Booming voice): Gauhar...

GAUHAR: Ji Big Boss??😲

BIG BOSS (Coughs): Woh, Big Boss-----Gauhar Big Boss chahte hain ki----(cough)...

GAUHAR: Ji Big Boss? Aap kya chaahte hain?😲

BIG BOSS: Wo jab aap waapas aayein------(pause)-----toh Skirt yehi pehne rahein!

A very excited Gauhar leaves the confession room!

24 Minutes Later:

GAUHAR: Big Boss Main aa gayi!😳😛

BIG BOSS: Aap kya sunayengi Gauhar?

GAUHAR (Excited Voice): Big Boss main aapko ek Kavita sunaungi. -----------Meri kavita ka sheershak hai,"Sacchai Ka Dard"

(And Gauhar starts reciting her effort)

Sacchi Baat Kahi Thhi Maine,

Logon Ne Sooli Pe Chadhaya!😕

Bhej Diya Hai Mujhe Jahannum,

Tab In Sabko Chain Hai Aaya!!😕

Mujhko Kaisa Sila Mila Hai,

Sachhi Baatein Kehne Ka?🤔

Jinko Samjha Thha Apna Maine,

Un Pe Bharosa Karne Ka!!😔

Ab Jaakar Ke Samjhi Hoon Main,

Sach Ki Naheen -Koi Keemat!😕

Rajat, Tanisha, Shilpa, Andy,

Ghatiya Hai In Sabki Neeyat!!😡

Poori Tameez Se Baat Kahi Thhi,

Lucche Samajh Naheen Paaye!😕

Bhej Diya Hai Mujhko Hell Mein,

Har Pal Heaven Ki Yaad Sataaye!!😭

Kabhi naheen Maine Socha thha,

Sachhai ka Hoga Ye Anjaam!😕

Baithi hoon Desi Toilet Mein,

Ghutne Maangein Zhandu Balm!!😭

(Starts getting up, holds her knees and comes up with an agonizing," OOH! Aaahhh!!! Ouchhh!!!!!")

GAUHAR (After a pause):😃 Ho gayi Kavita poori Big Boss. Kaisi lagi?😃

Long Pause. Big Boss's Horny red Eye keeps staring at Gauhar from the giant screen in Confession Room. Gauhar tries adjusting her long slit-skirt unsuccessfully yet again.

After a long Atal Bihari Vajpayee pause of some 9-10 minutes:

BIG BOSS ( Extremely Irritated voice): Gauhar! Aap ise kavita kehti hain?------------- Big Boss Ka Sir Dard se fata jaa raha hai! ---------------Big Boss ko chakkar aa rahe hain, Ultiyaan aa rahi hain!----------Aapke liye yahi uchit hoga ki aap saari zindagi Jahannum mein band rahein! ---------aur Sacchi Baatein kehne ki nautanki kar ke, kisi bhi Insaan ki Jannat jaisi zindagi ko Jahannum mein naa badal sakein. Huttt! ------------- 😡Huttt!------------ 😡😡Huttt!😡

Baithi hoon Desi Toilet Mein,

Ghutne Maangein Zhandu Balm!!😭

hahahahahahahahahahaha lol.

Originally posted by: tvbuff74

Big boss's horny eyes 🤣

Originally posted by: Arsha_Kriyansh

Ghutne maange Zandu balm Lmao. 🤣
Biggboss actually likes Gauahar alot. Harr time "Gauahar Confession room me aayien. Gauahar confession room me aayien" 🤣