KRK writes letters to Contestants!

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MissChievous

@MissChievous

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Posted: 11 years ago

Krk writes letters to some of the contestants of this season. Bigg Boss dutifully delivers them.

1. Deer Armaan,

You I likes a lots. You ares to exactly a third class lukkha like me. One very large man you are. Peoples outsides are calling you a Alfa man. Means you ares a haramkhor. Throwing tantrum arounds is sign of a paidaishi naag.

Last night I watches your movies Jaani Dushman. Even though your ghatiya actings was deserving of only 2 rupees, you impress me with your jhatkas and matkas. I ams willing to sign a contract with you and your papa Kohli for my next filim.

Goodlucks for more wahiyaat and ghatiya harkaatein for this seasons.

2. Daer Elli,

You such a hots foreigner! How how how? What you eat? After seeing you my lukkha dil has been singing only one song "Elli Elli Elli...aja aja aja".

Don't go on my ghatiya face, look at heart. Face maybe worth only 2 rupees but dil can fit even Rajat insides. Home also very large size. You will fit like a machli in river at my bungalow. My maali Kashif is also raah watching for you.

You comes out very fast only.I will merry you at gun point.

PS. Don't looks at phattoo Kushal. He is ones nasty fallow.

3. Dares Aunty,

Whats is this now? Why such chupa rustam harkatein. Apna ghatiya side jaldi dikhao. Audience waiting for waahiyat harkat from you. I cans tell when I sees a 2 rupees person so please na...baas karo.

PS. Bikhri jindagi agar samet na ho to mere paas aao. I am very eligibles haramkhor lukkha bachelor.

PS.2. Will be waitings for ishara from you on today episode. Give nice achawala ghatiya ishara to me and I will bring baraat. Don't tell Elli this.

4. Dear Apoorva,

Cuts your hairs. Gets out of Pardes din. Comings on national televisions to look like 2 rupees chachoondar? Shames on you.

5. Deears Shilpa,

Aise moo mat banaya karo. Main andar hota to moo tod deta. Trying hard to lagao nishana with my bazooka from outside sets buts you don'ts even come outside. Bahar aao kitchen se...tumhara 2 rupees exprassions udana hai.

Jaldi karo.

6. Dare Gauhar,

You ares one mast girl. Worth 3 rupees. Jo ladki Armaan se panga le sakti hai...she cans be my wife.

Don't go on my ghatiya grammar, look at face. Ok face is evens more ghatiya so look at dil no?

Waiting for your ishara(ghatiya) on tonight episode. Don't tell Aunty or Elli this.