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Posted: 10 years ago

#21

Pritam oscillates in a Simple Harmonic Motion.

On Monday, He hugs Gullu tightly calling him best friend and calls Ali Ganda Aadami and plots Tanna nomination.

By Wednesday, he hugs Ali and calls Gullu bicchu (scorpion) and calls Tanna Self centered, Gold-digger.

By Friday he is pally with Karishma. Well he does not exactly hug her under protective watch from Upen but spits out venom for both Ali and Gullu and entertains Tanna with Gajar jokes.

Calculate his angular velocity and force of attraction to Tanna on Thursday and Tuesday.

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Pooja ... u are simply too good! 🤣

I'm still reading the post... but I couldn't resist replying...

ok I'll get back to reading now! 🤓

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Posted: 10 years ago

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Faraha is making a remake of "Albert Pinto ko Gussa Kyon Aata hain" under a different name - "Gullu Baba ko Rona kyon Aata Hain ?"

State various reasons which make Gullu Baba highly vulnerable.

Please do not exceed 200 supplement papers in reply.

Sambhavana stated during WKV that "Dimpy's kai kai creates explosive bomb reaction in her head."

Describe possible uses of Dimpy's unusual talent to Indian Army in its fight against terrorism.

Determine decibel range and pitch when Dimpy's voice is most destructive.

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Pooja tussi great ho... !!!

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Posted: 10 years ago

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The new set of questions...too good!

However, we are having a slight disagreement over the 200 supplement sheets needed for -Gullu baba Ko Rona kyun aata hai!?

In my opinion, there are only four reasons and a single page is enough with the following 4 reasons stated - footage, sympathy, footage, sympathy.

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#26

Originally posted by: attiya1.3
this is hilarious😆...love the ali torque and pritam ali bathroom

Originally posted by: Bhawana01
Lol you are extremely funny 😆
Very creative 😳

Thanks attiya1.3, Bhawana01 and Enzymatic_Reply.

I know its a long, long question paper. and not over yet. Poor students. 😆

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#27

Originally posted by: NathuPyare
Pooja tussi great ho... !!!

🤣🤣🤣

😆😆 Thanks NathuPyare. I really enjoyed writing this one.

Damn school time was so much fun. I reminisced all my school mates, teachers while writing this. 😛

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Posted: 10 years ago

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Originally posted by: Kwerky23
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The new set of questions...too good!

However, we are having a slight disagreement over the 200 supplement sheets needed for -Gullu baba Ko Rona kyun aata hai!?

In my opinion, there are only four reasons and a single page is enough with the following 4 reasons stated - footage, sympathy, footage, sympathy.

🤣🤣

Well, you have just landed yourself in trouble and expect big zero. 😆

The examiners deeply love Gullu and expect minute observations and record even the smallest discomfort to Gullu due to weather changes in Japan, fiscal policies of Ukraine, traffic delays during Ganesha Festival, Sallu declaring no Dabbangg 3 after watching BB8 and many more...

Last year same question was asked and students wrote copious volumes in answer and it caused acute paper shortage all around the globe. The examiners have yet to check all of last year's papers.

You may be able to impress Ekta Kapoor with Entertainment triplet but not the hardcore examiners. They think its "Dirty Pict.. I mean Dirty Answer." 😆

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Posted: 10 years ago

#29

Originally posted by: Pooja--

🤣🤣

Well, you have just landed yourself in trouble and expect big zero. 😆

The examiners deeply love Gullu and expect minute observations and record even the smallest discomfort to Gullu due to weather changes in Japan, fiscal policies of Ukraine, traffic delays during Ganesha Festival, Sallu declaring no Dabbangg 3 after watching BB8 and many more...

Last year same question was asked and students wrote copious volumes in answer and it caused acute paper shortage all around the globe. The examiners have yet to go through all last year's papers for marking.

You may be able to impress Ekta Kapoor with Entertainment triplet but not the hardcore examiners. They think its "Dirty Pict.. I mean Dirty Answer." 😆

Ufff...why are you SOOO brilliant and funny? 😡

😆😆 Too good. I understand your reasoning.

However, I am ready to flunk as I refuse to spend more time over analyzing the reasons...and believe in brevity and economy of language.

Sab moh-maaya hai...itni Lambi explanations ka Saar ...meri 4 reasons mein samaa jaata hai. 😳

Four reasons only from me. I hope the examiners understand the answer and don't fail me - Aakhir INSAANIYAT BHI koi cheese hoti hai. 😳😳

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Consider the average water intake of Gullu at 2lt/day and the rate of tear production by the Lacrimal glands at 5 ml/minute in the 1st minute and then a subsequent reduction in tear production at 10% per minute for the next 5 minutes and finally a reduction of 43% per minute after 6 minutes of continuous crying. Keeping this in mind -

If a human body produces a maximum of 175 ml of tears per day then how long will Gullu have to continuously cry for his tears to stop running from his eyes?

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