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Posted: 10 years ago

#11

Hilarious question paper. 🤣

Very creative👏

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TheBoss

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Posted: 10 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: PPooja--
Looks like Mr Bhagat took a leaf from your life. Did Aamir Khan (3 idiotd movie) write your paper ?😆

I was never too bright or invested. Also got kicked out from schools so it was all too turbulent. Then I was sent back to India and I used to copy from other classmates or have them write it for me. I think I also failed 7th class twice. In matric I passed (barely) with chits from my socks and few kind teachers. I was always good at bullshitting.

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Pooja--

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Posted: 10 years ago

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Originally posted by: TheBoss

I was never too bright or invested. Also got kicked out from schools so it was all too turbulent. Then I was sent back to India and I used to copy from other classmates or have them write it for me. I think I also failed 7th class twice. In matric I passed (barely) with chits from my socks and few kind teachers. I was always good at bullshitting.

😆😆 I was about to believe you till I read the last bold line. 😆

Einstein failed in 5th grade and that too in his pet topic maths. After reading lives of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, I strongly feel that college dropout have better prospects.

I will definitely invest in your company. Another Apple in making. 👍🏼😉

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Pooja--

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Posted: 10 years ago

#14

Added few more 😆

How is Rahul related to Dimpy ?
Purely Technical husband, Real husband, Technically Real husband. Really technical husband

After noticng unoccupied spot next to Upen on his bed, Soni starts walking from kitchen located 300 m southeast of bedroom at a speed of 0.57km/hr. Meanwhile Riya also informs Sonali about the same who is engrossed watching Gullu doing exercise. Sonali also makes a dash from Garden area 500m away from bedroom at a speed of 0.72km/hr. Who will be the lucky winner of kambal ?

Upen who weighs 20kg on moon enters the coffin( filled with water during BB task. The before and after weight of coffin are 200kg and 240kg. Estimate Upen's volume.
(Hint: Remember any crazy guy who ran in the street in Salman's towel, shouting Eureka ?)

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Pooja--

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Posted: 10 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: -.Merit.-
Hilarious question paper. 🤣
Very creative👏

Thanks merit. It is learnt that owing to length of the paper, it will span over 5 days. All participants will be locked in examination hall cut off from the world just like bigg boss. 😆

By the way guys, questions need not be maths or physics related. You can contribute whatever (civil) questions related to any subject. 😛

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Pooja--

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Posted: 10 years ago

#16

Few more

The planet Soni takes a single night to orbit around the star Upen. Calculate the centrifugal force of attraction between the two.

Write a brief history of following beauty brands and rate them on lip gloss, mascara, eye liner.

Avlon, Revlon, Loreal, Clinique, Lancome.

Bonus Question iAssume you received Clinique lipstick for your birthday. Write 200 words essay describing your feelings of disgust and disappointment over the gift and demanding Loreal one instead.

Pritam was awarded following friendship percentages by Gullu baba from Monday to Friday.

55%, 48.9%, 42.1%, 95%, 66.1%

Identify the day when Pritam subserviently obeyed Gullu's every wish and praised him to skies.

Bonus question - explain why Gullu baba's friendship percentage methodology is touted to be the best random number generating algorithm by all leading mathematicians.

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Pooja--

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Posted: 10 years ago

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Gullu is given a suit-case task to keep a green button pressed standing in erect position without any breaks. He starts with an empty bladder at 8am If Ali finishes mocking him by 2pm, calculate the time elapsed before he feels hurt by Ali's insults, quits the task and runs to the washroom.

Assume max bladder capacity of 400cc and it collects liquid by osmosis at a rate of 35cc/hr at 25 degree outside temperature and the collection rate increases by 0.5 cc/hr with every degree drop of temperature. Assume initial Lonavla temp of 25 degree and it keeps falling every hour by 0.3 degree.

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Bhawana01

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Posted: 10 years ago

#18

Lol you are extremely funny 😆

Very creative 😳

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attiya1.3

@attiya1.3

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Posted: 10 years ago

#19

this is hilarious😆...love the ali torque and pritam ali bathroom

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Picasso9

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Posted: 10 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: TheBoss

I was never too bright or invested. Also got kicked out from schools so it was all too turbulent. Then I was sent back to India and I used to copy from other classmates or have them write it for me. I think I also failed 7th class twice. In matric I passed (barely) with chits from my socks and few kind teachers. I was always good at bullshitting.

You still are ...good at bullshitting 😉 😊

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