loved your comment. I might add it on front page as best comment in the post.Take 3 pound make up, add a lot of panauti to it ! Now play low IQ quiz games of "aap meiko poocho meiyaa dil kidar ai" with this mixture...till all the intelligence is drained out. Keep adding more make up to it, till you get the required consistency!
If your Upma isn't ready yet...scream on top of your lungs "MUJHE MERAA UPMAA CHAAHIYEEE" !!