If this season of BB was not BB ki marzee this would have been WKV ka script
Sallu enters….
Sallu to viewers… Yeh haftey mein itnaa kuch hua hain ghar mein…Aur yeh log apnee aankh pe jo chasmey pehen ke chal rahey hain… usko utarney ka time aa gayaa hain.. Chalo lets go inside….
All HMs - smiling
Sallu starts clapping… HMs wondering.. and he says “Archana”….
All HMs are super happy.. smiling.. laughing.. esp Sajid ke chehrey pe chaar chaand… Nimmo aur #Vishkapyaala can do cartwheels…
And he says.. aap log kyon has rahey ho.. I am clapping for her as she deserves it.. Sajid aap aur aapkey cheley (sab ke sab).. jo boltey rehtey ho.. Archana bheekh maang kar aayee….. neekalo….. u are sitting here only because Archana ne aapkey heensa ko mudda naheen banayaa…
All the faces down.. Sajid.. sir , mein neekal jaataa hoon
Sallu — same as last WKV — to neekal jao…. Har weekend pe dhamkee.. humney aap logon ko yaaahaan pe baandh ke rakhaaa hain kya… u know where the door is.. Go!!!
Silence….Sajid —- aapney yeh ghar mein jeetnee gaaleeeya dee utnee to kisi ne naheen dee hain.. aur smoking wherever u want… aur radeee ki aukaat aur main mudda… aapney Baap laayaaa Archana ke saath…
Sajid - no sir mainey kisi ke baap bola.. Chamchee Nimmo saying .. haan
sir humney soona.. Tina — Haan sir Haan sir
Sallu — Angry look — achaa… aapko clip deekhaye? Woh bhee comment Archana pe thaa aur uskey baadka bhee comment —- Hakalney waalo ke baap… “… yeh to aapney soona naheen hoga.. hain na….
Sabkey chehrey down… Sallu can take a poll.. aap mein se Kisiney naaheen soona yes? Haath upar karo… ofc no one will raise….phattu chamcheys…
Aur itnaa heen naheen.. aapney laat maaree, Archana hurt hueee phir bhee isney mudda naheen uthaayaa… aur phir aapney maa ki gaalee bhee dee…
Sajjo - but sir she is constantly provoking
SAllu - haan to… aur Humney dekha ki woh task mein nonstop sab log…. Sab hee log… Archana ko provoke kar rahey they.. Ankit also!!! Phir bhee woh kuch naheen boleee … aur aapkaa trigger…. Shiv is fair boleee.. Kya Shiv unfair tha?? Shiv kya aap unfair they?
Shiv - naheen sir (but chela hain) .. but sajid sir bhee to fair they…
Sallu - Mainey kya Poochaaa aapko.. kya aap fair they?
Shiv - Haa
To phir yeh sab kya…. Aur yeh aaj kaaa naheen.. sabhee ghar waalon ko ek target meel gayaa hain - Archana - haan woh provoke kartee hain — but aap kahaan kasar chodtey ho? Bed neechey karo…. Kapdey phenko… Aur haan.. baat baat par.. sanskar… Tina — aap ke bahoot achey sanskar hain — na?
Tina - haan sir but …
Sallu.. Aap khood ko brand maaantee ho.. camera dekh rahey hain… aapko naheen maloom kya ho rahaan hain..
Mein clear kar deta hoon. Bahaar log kya soch rahey hain
Archana — you are safe!! Aaaj aap safe ho (yeh kal hota hain) but sabko maloom padey ki aaj aap safe ho…
All the HMs are shocked…..sad…
Haan aur mainey bhejaa hain usko waapees.. aur yeh saaf deekh rahaan hain usko uskee galtee ka ehsaaas hua hain kyonkee itney provocation pe bhee woh apney aap ko kaaboo mein rakhtee hain… aur heensa par bhee mudda naheen uthaaaya…..
Aap sab bhed chaal mein phir rahey ho… Sab ke sab…. Chasmey Utaaro aur reality dekho.. Is muddey par Archana ka koi fault naheen thaa…. She was not wrong… aap log samjhey????
Aur Sajid —- Har baar bhookh hadtaal pe Big Boss confusion room mein Boola kar aapko Pizza aur drinks naheen dengey… samjhey?? Buck up man.. u are senior person in house.. how are u looking when behaving this way man… come on…(Sallu basically softening the blow as usual at the end)
And Abdu—— Abdu — yes sir…. Abdoo… why did u let them use you to get lighter… are u a kid or toy to let them use you like this? Abdu - no sir.. sajid sir —- Sallu - Abdu - you are a man… u need to use your own mind and abdu—- everything cant be sajid sajid… he is not always right… u are looking bad .. Abdu — understood sir.. thank you sir.. folds two hands with a heart.. yes sir yes sir.. understood sir….
Team Silbattaa…. Dont get your hopes up….… 🤣…
yeh season hain BB ki marzee aur #Me9 Aukaatman ke chamchaa gang ka raaj…
so yeh hoga naheen.. reality mein kya hoga… next post… .
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