Originally posted by: KJasoosChulbulP
NASA: Hello Modijee. How are u and your space program going
Modijee- v good. We are still making great progress and continue our robust inexpensive journeys ...
NASA: that’s great to hear. We were wondering if you could please lend us 2 of your newest brilliant scientists in bb show
Modijee confused : sure. Who are you speaking of and what is bb
NASA: oh sorry. We mean bigg boss. They have announced to the world about 10 planets. Our scientists have spent last 24 hours to find them and still have no knowledge besides the decades worth of other studies.
modijee: ahh. They are atma nirbhar products... what an initiative it is.... but What can we get in return.
NASA: sir we can speak to China about their dividation of lands recently.
Modijee speaking in hushed tones to staff - what is this meaning of word dividation .. staff. Sir also new word coined by the two subjects.
Modijee - quickly understands. Yeh dono koi atma nirbhava products naheen hain. Koi khaas gochee khayee hogee. mental note for NCB. New investigations to be pursued...
modijee : deal accepted sir. India will love to send u both of them. In fact u can keep them long term if you want and just pay for our next mission....
NASA: sure sir. Please send us the bill .... we will never forget your openness for science exchange
Modijee: no problem sir. their riddance. Errr I mean their migration will be extremely difficult for us. But sacrifices must be made ... one small step for man (and woman), giant leap for India. Errr I mean mankind ....