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@..pratham..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#11

santa: English ka sabse thanda alphabet konsa hai

banta ; pata nhi

santa B coz wo AC ke beech me rehta hai

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816401

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Posted: 12 years ago

#12

@tapaguda and pratham oh my god m like😆

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816401

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Posted: 12 years ago

#13

santa was looking in his marrige certificate since an hour. His wife asked, "what are you searching for?"
Santa : Expiry date...

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Khyati

@cherryberry293

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Posted: 12 years ago

#14

Extract from Gita:
(4 oracle ppl)?

| Tum pichli late promotion ka
paschatap mat karo |
|| Tum Agli Promotion ki
chinta mat karo ||
| Bus apni current posting se
he prassan raho |
|| Tum Jab nahin the
tab bhi ye office chal raha tha ||
| Tum jab nahin hoge,
tab bhi ye chalta rehega |
|| Jo Seat aaj tumhari hai,
Kal kisi or ki thi ||
| Parso kisi or ki hogi. Tum ise
apna samaj kar magan ho rahe ho |
|| Yahi tumhare samast
dukho ka karan hai. ||
|Apraisal incentive, promotion, increment ye shabad apne man se nikal do |
|| phir tum is office ke ho
Aur ye office tumhara hai ll

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816401

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Posted: 12 years ago

#15

santa : docter, my both ears are burnt !
Doc : why ?
santa : i was ironing my shirt. Hearing a telephone ring, i held the iron box to my right ear, mistaking it for phone.
doc : what about your left ear ?
santa : that rascal phoned again...

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Khyati

@cherryberry293

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#16

Punjab me 1Train k niche 100 ?Sardar
aa gaye!

99 Mar gaye...

1 Bach gaya

Reporter ne Usse Puchha : "Ye Sab Kaise huaa.?"

Sardar bola- "Galat Announcement? ki vajah se,
Announcement huva tha ke Shatabdi? Express Platform par aa rahi hai!"
To Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utarkar Patri par Aa gaye!
Par Train Platform? par nahi,
Patari par Aayi...

Reporter : Aur Aap Samajhdar Nikle Jo Patri par nahi utre!

Sardar : Ji nahi,
Mai to Suicide karne Aaya tha, Announcement Sunkar mai Patri se Hatkar Platform Pe Let gaya tha. ?

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816401

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Posted: 12 years ago

#17

@cherryberry293 hahahahahahaha😆

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816401

Hibernated

Posted: 12 years ago

#18

friend to sardar : yaar, tu aaj doctor ke pass jaane waala tha. Kya hua?
sardar replies : aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai. Kal jaaunga !!!

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816401

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Posted: 12 years ago

#19

yaar its really irritating. Ek taraf maine forum ko intresting banaane ke liye ye thread khola aur koi jokes he nahin daal raha. Jo daal rahe the wo bhi isse bhul gaye. I hadn't expected this. M very disappointed.

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Khyati

@cherryberry293

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: machinegun
yaar its really irritating. Ek taraf maine forum ko intresting banaane ke liye ye thread khola aur koi jokes he nahin daal raha. Jo daal rahe the wo bhi isse bhul gaye. I hadn't expected this. M very disappointed.

Don't b disappointed buddy... I'm back... 😊

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