Maya's Dialogues Thread (up till 02 Jan 20, pg-12)

Hi guys! Tiara here. Welcome to Maya's Dialogues Thread. 🤗

Maya Jaisingh is a writer, and her way of words has a special charm. So I have decided to make a thread to compile some of her memorable dialogues episode wise. Not to forget the Shlokas from Bhagwad Gita. I'll also add notable or relevant dialogues from other characters also.

Feel free to contribute in the thread, if I miss out anything, dialogues from Maya or any characters.

Index

Gita Shlokas complied - pg-1, Second Post

Episode 1 to 6 - pg-1, Third to Eight post

Episode 7 - pg-2

Episode 8,9 - pg-3

Episode 10 - pg-4

Episode 11,12,13 - pg-5

Episode 14,15 - pg-6

Episode 16,17 - pg-8

Episode 18,19,20,21 - pg-10

Episode 22, 23 - pg-11

Episode 24 - pg-12

Pic Credit: Leenaaa, Creation Gallery

Permission given by Minionite

Shlokas Quoted from Gita

All English translations from www.asitis.com

1. vasamsi jirnani yatha vihaya

navani grhnati naro 'parani

tatha sarirani vihaya jirnany

anyani samyati navani dehi

As a person puts on new garments, giving up old ones, similarly, the soul accepts new material bodies, giving up the old and useless ones.

2. aham kratur aham yagyah

svadhaham aham ausadham

mantro 'ham aham evajyam

aham agnir aham hutam

But it is I who am the ritual, I the sacrifice, the offering to the ancestors, the healing herb, the transcendental chant. I am the butter and the fire and the offering. (I refers to Shri Krishna)

3. sukha-duhkhe same krtva

labhalabhau jayajayau

tato yuddhaya yujyasva

naivam papam avapsyasi

Do thou fight for the sake of fighting, without considering happiness or distress, loss or gain, victory or defeat—and, by so doing, you shall never incur sin.

4. saktah karmany avidvamso

yatha kurvanti bharata

kuryad vidvams tathasaktas

cikirsur loka-sangraham

As the ignorant perform their duties with attachment to results, similarly the learned may also act, but without attachment, for the sake of leading people on the right path.

5. krodhad bhavati sammohah

sammohat smrti-vibhramah

smrti-bhramsad buddhi-naso

buddhi-nasat pranasyati

From anger, delusion arises, and from delusion bewilderment of memory. When memory is bewildered, intelligence is lost, and when intelligence is lost, one falls down again into the material pool.

6. tasmat tvam uttistha yaso labhasva

jitva satrun bhunksva rajyam samrddham

mayaivaite nihatah purvam eva

nimitta-matram bhava savya-sacin

Therefore get up and prepare to fight. After conquering your enemies you will enjoy a flourishing kingdom. They are already put to death by My arrangement, and you, O Savyasacin, can be but an instrument in the fight.

Episode: 1, Maya Sets Her Crosshairs, 2 December 2019

1. vasamsi jirnani yatha vihaya

navani grhnati naro 'parani

tatha sarirani vihaya jirnany

anyani samyati navani dehi

As a person puts on new garments, giving up old ones, similarly, the soul accepts new material bodies, giving up the old and useless ones.

Jaise vastra purane hone par manushya uska tyag karta hai, vaise hi sharir purana hone par aatma naya sharir dharan karti hai.

2. Ru: Are you crazy?

M: Log yahi maante hai.

3. Agli baar apne sapno ki had apni aukat tak rakhna. Kyunki bade sapne aur choti aukat humesha khoon bahate hai.

4. Dil k ghav jab dimag par bhari par jay, to log usey sanak ka naam dete hai.

Kuch log hote hai, unki sanak unki sabse bari takat hoti hai.

5. Dard k sath kuch ajeeb rishta hai mera. Na nibhaya jata hai, na choda jata hai.

6. Jab dard had se badh jaye, toh nafrat hado ko todkar beyhadh ho jati hai.

Ajtak tumne mera beyhadh pyaar dekha tha, ab beyhadh nafrat ki bari.

Other Notable ones:

1. MJ: Roys kisika karz nahi rakhte.

2. Ru: Marke to jalna hi hai, to phir kyu apne apko jalaa k maar rha hai.

Episode: 2, Maya is Always a Step Ahead, 3 December 2019

1. Aag ki to aadat hoti hai, sabkuch jalakar khud khaakh ho jane ki.

2. aham kratur aham yagyah

svadhaham aham ausadham

mantro 'ham aham evajyam

aham agnir aham hutam

But it is I who am the ritual, I the sacrifice, the offering to the ancestors, the healing herb, the transcendental chant. I am the butter and the fire and the offering.

Vidhi bhi mai, bali bhi mai. Aahuti bhi, aur aag bhi mai. Har jagah hu mai, aur kahi bhi nhi.

3. Kuch connection kabhi khatam nhi hote. Badhte jaate hai.

4. Faasle to sirf ek imtehaan hai ye dekhne k liye, ki mohabbat kis hadh tak jaa sakti hai

5. Mohabbat wo gehrayi hai jismein ekbar doob jao to bas maut hi bahar nikal sakti hai.

6. Ru: Meri keemat itni sasti nhi h

M: Mera taste itna kharab nhi h

7. Mai jhooth se deal nhi karti.

8. Jiske pass rone tak k liye ghar na ho uske liye itni charity to banti hai.

Agar tumhara rona khatam na hua ho to aur do drinks lelo.

9. Rahi baat mjhe sign karne ki, ya to apni aukat bada lo, ya sapne dekhna chor do.

10. Kabhi kabhi ek dard kam karne k liye, doosre dard ki zaroorat padti hai.

Other Notable ones

1. Ru: Apne dad ki lines marte-marte dad mat ban jana.

2. Ri: Marne se pehle to scoreboard kholna padega na.

3. MJ: Baat tab acchi nhi lagegi Ananya, jab usey pata lagega.

4. Ru: Mar jaunga, par apne baap se ek paisa nhi lunga.

Episode: 3, MJ Senses the Trouble, 4 December 2019

1. Kuch rishtey toot jaate hai, lekin un rishton se bandhe insaan nhi chchoot-te.

2. Jali huyi cheezon ko haath lagane se sirf apne haath kaale hote hai.

3. Ittefaq ka doosra naam hai kismat, aur kismat se koi larh nhi sakta.

4. Tumne to kabhi chaanbeen ki h mere baare mein, tum hi bata do.

5. Ru: Tumhare paas bari writer banne ka sirf ek hi chance hai.

M: Aur tumhare paas tumhari company bachane ka sirf ek chance.

Akele sirf tum nhi ho jisey chanbeen karna aata hai.

6. Maan lo to sacchai, jaan lo to Maya.

7. M: Pehle rishta to bana lo, haath baad mein milaenge.

Ru: Abki baar hath aap badayengi, aur ye Rudra ka wada hai.

Other Notable ones:

1. Ri: Jeetne k liye jo bhi karo kam hai.

2. MJ: Sirf bewakoof maante hai ki zindagi mein kuch ittefaq se hota hai.

3. Ru: Aag mein haath daala, thoda to jalna hi tha.

4. Ru: Iss waqt agar tumne zindgi bhi mang li hoti to wo bhi sasti padti.

Episode: 4, Rishi's First Date with Maya, 5 December 2019

1. M: Hum dono ki umar mein bohot faasla hai.

Ri: Faasle umar k nhi soch k hote hai.

2. Insaan kabhi saccha nahi hota, isly dhokha de jata hai.

3. Koi haath lagata hai to ek aag si lag jati hai. Mjhe aisa lagta hai ki usne phir mjhe chua.

4. M: Toote huye dil ko sametne jaoge to haath kat jayenge tumhare.

Ri: Don't you worry ma'am. Kate huye hath k liye bhi koi dawai dhundh lenge.

5. sukha-duhkhe same krtva

labhalabhau jayajayau

tato yuddhaya yujyasva

naivam papam avapsyasi

Do thou fight for the sake of fighting, without considering happiness or distress, loss or gain, victory or defeat—and, by so doing, you shall never incur sin.

Sach ko jitane ki zimmedari mein sabkuch bhoolna padta hai, khushi-gham, haar-jeet sab kuch. Tabhi to sach ki ladayi mein baha khoon kabhi apke haathon mein nahi lagta.

Other Notable ones:

1. Ri: Dawa dene k chakkar mein har jagah dard hi dard dikh rha hai.

2. MJ: Insaan aur bhagwan mein sirf ek hi farq hota hai, bharose ka.

3. Antara: Maa baap k karm bacche kyu bhugte.

4. Dadi: Tu aise kisi sadhu ko janti hai, jo purane karmo ko saaf karne k tareeke bataye.

5. MJ: Rudra aur mere bich koi teesra nhi aa sakta.

Episode: 5, Rudra's Deal with Maya, 6 December 2019

1. Meri yaadein meri kamzori nahi, meri sanak hai. Aur usi sanak ki syahi se, Rudra aur Rishi k naam k kagaz pe, mai intekaam ki ek aisi kahani likhungi jise duniya yaad karne se bhi ghabrayegi.

2. Ru: Are you crazy? M: Log yahi mante hai.

3. Meri book meri naam par bikti hai. Ab bus ye jaanna hai ki kya tumhara naam mere books bechne k layak hai ya nahi.

4. M: Ab agle teen din har sawal sirf mera hoga aur jawab tumhara. Deal?

Ru: Teen din, wo Maya jo na kisi se milti hai, na kis ko apne aage piche aane deti hai, wo mere aage piche ghumegi. Apne har sawal ka jawab mujhse mangegi. To Mayaji, deal tab hogi jab aap meri barabari pe ayengi.

5. Agar Maya chahiye to Maya ko paane ka junoon dikhao.

6. Ru: Tumhari umeed se kuch zyada hai.

M: Meri zarurat se kuch kam hai.

Ru: Zaruratein kabhi poori nahi hoti.

M: Kyunki wo sirf ek rasta hai. Manzilein jo puri karni hoti hai. Aur jo log yeh samajh jaate hai, wo apni zaruratein kabhi puri nhi hone dete hai. Kyunki zaruratein unhein mazil tak pahuchati hai, khud manzil nhi ban jati.

7. saktah karmany avidvamso

yatha kurvanti bharata

kuryad vidvams tathasaktas

cikirsur loka-sangraham

As the ignorant perform their duties with attachment to results, similarly the learned may also act, but without attachment, for the sake of leading people on the right path.

Nasamajh wo hai jo apna karm phal k liye karte hai. Lekin samajhdaar wo hain jinhe pata hai ki karam karna hi phal hai.

Other Notable ones:

1. Ru: Jis pyaar ko khareedna pade uski zarurat padni bhi nahi chahiye.

2. Dadi: Karele k sath thoda meetha lena zaruri hai.

3. An: Tujhe nhi pata, tere bhai ne apne aapko bech diya.

4. MJ: Jis din beta apne baap se nazre churakar baate karne lage, uska matlab dono k bich mein koi teesra aa chuka hai.

5. Ru: Bichari fishy, jaan lene aayi thi. Lekin apni jaan de baithi.

6. Ru: Ye to mere daravne sapne me bhi dress code mein aati hai.

Episode: 6, Day 2 of Rudra's Challenge, 9 December 2019

1. Jo ho raha hai wo pehle bhi ho chuka hai, aur jo hoga uske beej aaj daale jaa rhe hai.

2. krodhad bhavati sammohah

sammohat smrti-vibhramah

smrti-bhramsad buddhi-naso

buddhi-nasat pranasyati

From anger, delusion arises, and from delusion bewilderment of memory. When memory is bewildered, intelligence is lost, and when intelligence is lost, one falls down again into the material pool.

Gusse ki wajah se aksar insaan galat failsey leta hai, galat faisley galat samajh paida karte hai. Aur galat samajh aksar insaan k sochne ki takat kam karti hai. Aur jis insaan k paas sochne ki takat hi naa ho, wo aksar iss duniya ki Maya mein kho jaata hai.

3. Ru: Baat teen dino ki huyi thi, tum to raato ko bhi haq maangne aa gyi.

M: Haq manga nahi jaata. haq cheena jata hai.

Ru: Kya baat hai, door nahi raha jaa rha kya?

M: Maangi to bheekh jaati hai, aur wo Maya ki aadat nahi.

4. Mai bus tumhari zindagi se tumhara haq cheena chahti hu Rudra.

5. Ye waqt bechne ka nhi, upar jaane ka hai.

6. M: Kiske paas kitna waqt hai ye sirf ek hi jaanta hai.

Ru: Bhagwan.

M: Mai.

7. Jeetne k chakkar mein aksar log game k rules poochna bhool jate hai.

8. M: Marte wo hai jinmein jeene ki khwahish ho.

Ru: Mujhme hai. Agar tumme nhi hai to please be my guest.

M: Khwahish to nhi hai, lekin irada zaroor hai. Na khud marti ma tumhe marne deti.

9. Agli baar mjhe meri ijazat k bina haath lagaya na, to yaad rakhna, yeh wo had hogi jisey paar karke lautna mushkil hoga.

10. Maya se jeet ki umeed karna hi haar ki pehli nihani hai.

11. Agar kisi ki fitrat jaani ho to usey khatre mein daal do. Ya wo khatre mein apne jaan ko bachata hai, ya phir apne andar ke insaan ko bachata hai.

Other Notable ones:

1. Ananya: Jis din tujhe mujhse pyaar hoga na, uss din table turn karungi.

2. MJ's sweatshirt: Do what you love. And love what you please.

3. Ru: Maya haath mat chorna.

4. Ru: Chahti kya ho tum? Mai jeeu ya maru haaru ya jeetu, what the hell do you want?

Episode: 7, Keeping the Fire Alive, 10 December 2019

1. Insaaf k raaste par chalne walon k kadam kabhi dagmagane nahi chahiye. Jinke kadam dagmagate hai unki to koi manzil hi nahi hoti.

2. Zinda hu.

3. Ri: Jaan nikal gyi thi ye sochkar ki apko kuch ho gya to.

M: Isilye tum apni jaan bachakar bhaag gye.

4. M: Mjhe ek aise insaan ki zarurat hai jo mjhe apne seene mein chupa kar rakhe.

Jo iss duniya ki gandi nazar tak mujh par padne naa de.

Ri: Aap par duniye ki nazar to kya, apke naam tak ko duniya se chupa lunga mai.

6. Pyaar ka dard samjhti hu mai. Na saha jata hai, na chora jata hai.

7. Pyaar ki har umeed jalne k baad dil mein nafrat ki aag badti hai. Aur mere andar wo aag itni badh chuki hai ki sabkuch jalne ki baad hi mjhe sukoon milega.

8. M: Haarna nahi chahte?

Ru: Nahi, dard nahi dena chahta.

M: Dard se to kuch khaas rishta hai mera.

10. Ru: Rules kya hai?

M: Tumhe iss match mein 4.44 min tak tike rehna hai. Agar usse pehle give up kiya, you lose.

Other Notable ones:

1. Ri: Pata hai ajtak mere liye ladkiya sirf ek scorecard thi, par ab wo scorecard phad kar phekne ka mann karta hai. Abtak mjhe apne siwa kisi ki bhi tension nhi huyi, par ab aapke jaan ki fikar hone lagi hai.

2. Ri: Maya don't leave me Maya.

3. MJ: Aansu dil se aate hai, aur khushi dimaag se. Lekin kya kare yahan dil samajhta nhi aur dimaag sunta nhi.

4. MJ: Jab dil toot-ta hai, aur zyada mazboot ho jata hai.

5. Dadi: Sambhalo apne bete ko kahi wo tumhare jaise na ban jaye.

MJ: Mere jaisa banna itna bura hai kya?

Dadi: Tum jo ban gaye ho na, wo bura hai.

5. Ri: Abto bata do, apki kis girlfriend ko dad ne bhagaya tha.

6. Ru: Relationship k baare mein zyada baat karo to nazar lag jati hai.

7. A: I love Ru: Maya.

8. Ru: Tum na badi ajeeb ho. Ye timer 4 min bhi ho sakta tha, 4.5 min bhi ho sakta tha, 5 min bhi ho sakta tha. 4.44 min kyu? 444 kuch special hai kya?

9. Ru: Ab hume ek hone mein, I mean apko sign karne mein bus 4.44 min ki doori hai.

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