Kam ka Kamaal..Sam-Kam jokes

kamna ka Kamaal...😛😉

Hello friends, Raj here, back again with some new jokes on Sam-Kam jodi...the dumb and dumber..😆

These new jokes are present to my dear sister Princezna (Rajni) as she wanted jokes on Sam and Kam...😊

1...Samraat was sitting reading his paper when his wife kamna hit him round the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" Sam asked. kamna replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Sweety on it that I found in your pants pocket".

Samrat said "When I was at the races last week, Sweety was the name of the horse I bet on"

kamna apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later Samrat is watching TV when kamna bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness Samrat asked why she had hit again.

"Your horse called up"😆

2...Sam and Kam driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. Kamna is behind the wheel.

Samrat suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'

kamna says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.

Samrat speaks again, 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are.'

Again kamna stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75.

He pushes his luck, 'I want the house,' he says insistently.

Up to 80.

'I want the car, too,' he continues.

85 mph.

'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?'

kamna at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.

'Oh, really,' Sam inquires, 'so what have you got?'

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, kamna turns to him and smiles, 'The airbag.'👏😆👏

3...Toofani Baarish..😛
Aadhi raat…😉
Samrat Pizza Hut mein pizza lene aaya
Waiter: Aap married hain?
Samrat: Abey IDIOT, aisi toofani baarish main kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi?😆😆

I hope you must have enjoyed reading the jokes..

Waiting for your comments and views.😊

Keep Smiling...😃

God Bless You All...😊

Set_raj...😊

Originally posted by: jaanlover

Great jokes Raj as always 👏 👏
I really loved it... 😊 They are really good
They are really funny... 😆 😆

Keep it up with your great work and keep smiling

Originally posted by: theflyingdonkey

i loved the 2nd joke yaar 😆

Originally posted by: jaanlover

Great jokes Raj as always 👏 👏
I really loved it... 😊
They are really funny... 😆 😆

Keep it up with your great work and keep smiling

sure will post some more soon..😊

Next will be on Sindoora..once she gets the jhatka of AD getting married..😆

Keep Smiling..😃

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

😆 😆 😆 i loved the pizza one the mostttt !
And how do u think im gonna finish my letter if i dont stop laughing ??

Hmmm hw ..?..close urs eyes and visualize these jokes on Sam n Kam..you wont laugh then..im sure..😉

Originally posted by: set_raj

Reena..thanks a lot dear..😊

sure will post some more soon..😊

Next will be on Sindoora..once she gets the jhatka of AD getting married..😆

Keep Smiling..😃

Can't for the jokes on Sindoora...whe nshe gets the jhatka of Amar and Divya when they get married 😆 😆

I'm sure that it will be very funny 😆😆

Tum bhi hamesha khush rehna aur apna khayal rakhna...and don't forget.....Keep smiling 😉 😆😆