Jaise ko Taisa mila..Sam-Kam jokes...😉
Hello friends Raj here...seeing Samraat's attitude and his flirt nature, Kamna decided to teach him a lesson...They got married cos of Sindoora's efforts. Read the jokes and have a good time..😃😉
1...Toofani Baarish..
Aadhi raat…
Samraat Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aaya
Waiter: Aap married hain?
Samraat: Abey IDIOT, aisi tufani barish main kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi?...😆
2...It was two o'clock in the morning and Samraat and Kamna were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.
Samraat picked up the phone and said, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slammed the phone down.
Kamna rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"
Samraat replies, I don't know.
Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear..😆😉
3...Amar, Babu Moshaay and Samraat, all first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a black baby.
"Is it yours?" she asks the Amar.
"Certainly not," he retorts.
"Yours?" she asks the Babu Moshaay, who vigorously denies paternity.
"How about you?" she asks Samraat.
"Maybe," he says glumly. "My wife Kamna burns everything."😆😆
4...A middle-aged couple Samraat and Kamna had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Kamna got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful Samraat rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife Kamna, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
Kamna smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!" 😉😛
5...A co-worker told Samraat that Samraat's wife was being un- faithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Samraat's best friend.
Worried and hurt, Samraat ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.
He came back to the office contented and relieved.
His co-worker asked him how it went.
"Look," said Samraat. "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend...I don't even know him."😆 (Kaash sach mein tum aise dumb hote)...😆
Hope you must have enjoyed the jokes..Waiting for ur comments and views..
God Bless You All...😊
Keep Smiling...😃
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