Dumb sindoora Jokes.....😉😆😛
Hello friends here are some new jokes on our dumb Sindoora kaki..😆😆so read and be stress free..😉
1)...Raj the ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in of Sagar P Singh. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb Sindoora jokes when She herself in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "Hey Raj, i've heard enough of your stupid Sindoora jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only me and my sisters, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" Embarrassed Raj the ventriloquist, begins to apologize, and Sindoora yells, "You stay out of this, mister Raj! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."....😆😆
2)...Aniket was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact was on his head, which caused him to be comatose for two days before he finally regained consciousness. When he opened his eyes, his wife Sindoora was there beside him.
He held her hands and said meaningfully: "You have always been by my side. When I was a struggling University student, I failed again and again. And sometimes, even my re-papers as well. You were there beside me, encouraging me to go on trying..."
She squeezed his hands as he continued: "When I went for all the major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there beside me, cutting out more adverts for me to apply...."
He continued: "Then I started work at this little firm and finally got to handle a big contract. I blew it because of one little mistake. And you were there beside me."
"Then I finally got another job after being laid off for some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. As such, I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now... And you were still beside me... "
Sindoora's eyes brimmed with tears as she listened to Aniket: "And now I had an accident and when I woke up, you are here beside me...There's something I'd really like to say to you..."
She flung herself on the bed to hug Aniket, sobbing with emotion. He said, "You're a freaking jinx!"😆👏😆
3)...Sindoora suspected that her husband Aniket was having an affair with the housemaid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.
One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid's room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.
Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her...
After a few passionate kisses, Sindoora suddenly switched on the lights and asked, "Surprised?"
"I sure am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeur..😆😉😛
4)...One day Aniket was chiding his wife Sindoora about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.
"If I take them out of the car I lose them," she reasoned.
"Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?" Aniket countered.
"Oh that's okay," Sindoora chirped happily, "I keep a spare key in the glove box!"..😆😉😛
I hope you must have enjoyed it..waiting for your views and comments..
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