😛 😆Aniket kare dhamaal...😆😛
Hello friends here are some more jokes on Aniket and Sindoora as some of the members have asked me to post more on them. So here is the new set of jokes on them.
1...Aniket died and went to heaven. As he stood in front Of yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Aniket,
Aniket:-"Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he Never told a lie.
Aniket:-"And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his Entire life."
Aniket asked, "Where's my Sindoora's clock?"
Sindoora"s clock is in my office", replied Yamraj, "I'm using it as a Ceiling fan".😆 👏😆
Eventually, the Bua wakes up, and Sindoora realizes she's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, Bua jee, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"
"That's okay, dear," the Bua replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."😆😆
The undertaker told Aniket, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, oryou can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
Aniket thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
Aniket replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."👏😆👏
She went on and on. Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, a long list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their quarter century of marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist stood up, walked around his desk and, asking Sindoora to stand, embraced her and kissed her passionately on the mouth.
Sindoora shut up and, in a daze, quietly sat down.
The therapist turned to Aniket and said, "This is what your wife needs at least seven times a week. Do you think you can do this"?
Aniket thought for a moment and replied, "Well, doc, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on the other days, I play golf."😆👏
I hope you must have enjoyed the jokes..Waiting for your chatpatee comments and views..
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