as promised... 😛
Part 2
Ruchika: Welcome everybody! Please have a seat! *points to 5 sofas*
*All take a seat*
Ruchika(smiling like crazy): Well, main bahut bahut bahut khush hoon ki aap saab humare guest hai aaj. To tell you the truth, I love this show! Main rooj dekhti hoon, and Ismailji, I think aapne bahut ache se iss show ko direct kiya hai.
Ismail: Thank you. Lekin iss show ki hit hoone ki waja toh yeh saab*points to cast* hi hain. Bahut kaam karte hain yeh saab bache. Main toh sirf unko baata ta hoon ki kaise kya karna hai. Show ki hit kone ki waja toh yehi hain. Maine toh...kya kiya?
Ruchik(whsipers to audience): Hain, woh toh humko dekhiye deta hain.
*All share a hearty laugh*
Ruchika: Ok, so Divya, suna hai ki aapke aur Kamyaji ke beech...kuch chalta nahi hai. Iske baare mein aap kya bolna chati hain?
Divyanka(looks shocked): Oh, well. Aisa kuch nahi hai. Matlab, hum toh baat karte hai. Roj milte hai, toh saab chalta hai...*smiles nervously*
Sharad: cough! ya right! cough!
Divyanka gives him a glare which seems to keep him quiet. Ruchika looks on at the 2, confused.
Ruchika: Itna diplomatic answer? Chalo, theek hai. Kamyaji, aap kuch bolna chahenge?
Kamya(smirks): Main? Main kya bolna chahoonge? Joh Divyanka boli, woh hi theek hai.
Ruchika: Nahi, nahi. Kuch toh bolna parega!
Kamya: No, really, I am fine.
Ruchika: Ok then. So Divya, aapko kushti khelna aata hai?
Divyanka(laughs): Ji? Kushti?
Ruchika: Haan khushti.
Divyanka(confused): Haan ata hai. Per, aap mujhse yeh sawal kyu pooch rahe hain? (smiles)
Ruchika(smling evily): Kyunki aaj, aap aur Kamya khushti khelenge!
*Audience goes OOOOOOOOOOO*
Ruchika: Haan, chalo table leke ao koi!
Workers bring in a small, round table.
Sharad: You can't be serious!
Manish: Ruchika, shahid aapko pata nahi hoga, per Divya ko bilkul larna nahi aata hai!
Sharad: Kya baat kar raho ho Manish? Hamesha larti toh rahti hai mujhse!
Ruchika: Chalo, ab jo bhi hoga dekhenge.
*All walk towards the table*
Ruchika: Ok, toh jo bhi Divyanka ke side mein hai, woh yaha aa jao. Aur jo bhi Kamya ke side mein hai woh waha jao.
Kamya(whispers under her breath): Oh god, this is stupid. I'm having a fist fight with my enemy.
Sharad, Manish, and Neil are on Divya's side. Ismail is on Kamya's side.
Ruchika: Ok, ready, (A worried Divya and a smirking Kamya put their hands together)GO!
Sharad: Go Divya!!! Iss budhiya ko tum hara sakti ho!
Neil: Divya, my life depends on you honey!
Sharad sends him a glare.
Neil: Sorry bud, but it's true, I despise Kamya.
Meanwhile, Kamya is winning.
Kamya: Kya hua Divya? Itni jaldi daar gayi?
Divyanka(glares): Nahi Kamya AUNTIE! Yeh toh sirf shurvat hai!
Ruchika(thinking): Oh god, I have to be neutral. Don't say anything bad about Kamya Ruchi, jus calm down. Hmm, I wonder where Divya got her sari. It looks so nice.
Manish: Come on Divya! Socho ki tum Sharad ko maar rahi ho!
Sharad: Arre yaar! Aaj saab meri peeche kyu per gaye?
Ismail(thinking): Oh god, I really seem like the bad guy now. But what to do? Divya ko itne saara saman diya, toh Kamya ki liye bhi kuch karna parega na? Chalo, agle hafte, Sagar ko theek karvade te hai. Phir woh ladkiyaan, kya naam hai unka, Meera? Soni? Reema? Ammu? At least, woh mera peecha chordengi. Aur phir mein acha ban jaunga!*smiles happily*
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