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😃Madhouse...Pagalon KI Baarat...Jokes...😆
Hello friends Raj here...back with some new jokes..Madhouse..i find this title appropiate for Singh's family, cos yahan sab prakaar ke Namoone hain..😆
Pagalon ki Baarat hai...Read the jokes and post ur vishesh Tippni...😆i mean comments..😛
1..."Darling," whispered a frail little Chacha from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"
"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked Chachi.
Chacha replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow."😛😃
"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked Chachi.
Chacha replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow."😛😃
2...Sindoora: Why did you charge me a group rate?
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.😛
3...The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients Sindoora was potentially well. So they decide to test her and take her to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but Sindoora puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited cause they think maybe she's in touch with reality now. So they ask her, " Why did you put the newspaper down first?" She answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better view."😆😛..(Pagal Naariyal ke pedh per baith jaati..for higher view)😆
4...A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them, Sindoora, Chandra, Langoor Samrat and Divya decided to leave, and walked out together. Chandra said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed. Sindoora then said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?" The other three agreed. Sindoora first confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients." The second psychiatrist Chandramukhi said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want." Langoor Samrat followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me." The fourth psychiatrist Divya then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't kee p a secret..."😆😉😛..(wah Divya jee, Teenon ki Band ek saath bajaa di..sab ki waat laga di, isse kahte hain sau Sonaar ki, ek Lohaar ki😆)
5...Three patients Sindoora, Chandra and Sam at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. Asking the first patient Chandra: Q. How much is two plus two? A: Blue. At which the kind doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to her room.
Turning to the second patient, he asks what is six minus three? To which the patient Samrat replies: Square. Once again the orderly is called in to remove the patient.
Turning to the third and last patient Sindoora, he asks, "How much is five plus five?"
Sindoora answers very confidentally: Ten.
The doctor, amazed then inquires how did you figure it out?
Sindoora: "Easy.Blue multiplied by square equals ten."..(Bhagwan kare tu jaldi se apne asli ghar ko jaaye...Paagalkhaane aur kahan jaayegi, cactus ki Sandwitch..)😆
6...Samrat an obstetrician and his wife Kamna were invited to a big cocktail party.
While mingling with the crowd, Kamna noticed Sam making small talk with a very attractive and curvaceous lady, who was in turn making overtures back at him. Since it was a large informal gathering, Kamna just laughed it off.
After a while, she saw that they had disappeared.
Suspecting the worst, she rushed upstairs and checked the bedrooms. Sure enough, she found the two of them in bed together.
"Look, lady!" Kamna scolded as she made a motion to separate the two of them. "My husband just delivers babies, he doesn't install them!"..👏😆😉(Wah Kamna the half ticket, Sam ke peeche Bhatakti aatma ki tarah chipki raho..😆)
While mingling with the crowd, Kamna noticed Sam making small talk with a very attractive and curvaceous lady, who was in turn making overtures back at him. Since it was a large informal gathering, Kamna just laughed it off.
After a while, she saw that they had disappeared.
Suspecting the worst, she rushed upstairs and checked the bedrooms. Sure enough, she found the two of them in bed together.
"Look, lady!" Kamna scolded as she made a motion to separate the two of them. "My husband just delivers babies, he doesn't install them!"..👏😆😉(Wah Kamna the half ticket, Sam ke peeche Bhatakti aatma ki tarah chipki raho..😆)
I hope you must have enjoyed the jokes. Waiting for ur comments and views.
Thank a lot...& Keep Smiling...😃
God Bless you all...😊
Set_raj....😊
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