Secret Letters from a dufford to her Malik

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anu_cooldude

@anu_cooldude

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#61

I thought this section was to be between dufford and maalik but now its between kidnapper and maalik.....😃

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hamsgh

@hamsgh

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#62

Dear handsome yummy yummy DM aka (Dairy Milk),

thanx... i'm wearing Elvis Prisly's mask at the moment, bad the eyes holes are very narrow, so i'll make the letter brief coz i can only see the top of the page...

i don't want that worm boy so i'll send a guy to shoot him in the way here... hope you're OK with it....

that angrziwala m.m. machine is too expensive for me but the dung is OK....

PS; why did you give your old black kurta to virat ?? i'm more needy ... i'm actually naked at the moment ...

Jai bagwani

Yours,

KW( NO,not kanji wagela ) but; Kaka the Wicked

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vrsharma

@vrsharma

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#63

Mera priya Maalik,

aap jaldi benbaa ko begke muje bachadena is kaka se. He is always forcing me to wear green saree, green bangles and green nail palish. he is forcing me to wear green cheppal also. He is always saying me that any time u can send ben baa so i need to leave the place immediately once ben baa reaches there. He is forcing me to be ready every time. i fed up of wearing green. Plzzzzzzzzz save me from this KAKA

apki

priya santudi (malkin of the word dufford)

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-SilverFlames-

@-SilverFlames-

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#64

To,Kaka The Wicked..

Jai Shri Krishna..

I am having kasht at the moment trying to understand why you call me yummy yummy.. I am a man and i guess so are you.. Please no dostana here as we have already alot of drama with Maulik lately and the many rishte that have come..(he only brings boyfriends home😲) Maa da Laadla certainly is bigaara here..

I didn't give my black kurta to anyone.. That Sangvi raided my drawers with Kaddu's GFN husband!! They think i don't know but i see it all..

Take Moti whenever as i want to get rid of her and Cruella asap.. Cruella's voice is giving me alot of kasht..

(Take them soon please)

Yours Desperately DM (Dharamraj Mayavanshi To You)

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hamsgh

@hamsgh

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#65

Dear yucky ex.malik,

ARE YOU IMPLICATING THAT THAT KUTTA IS HAVING HIS BAD GENES FROM ME ???

SHAME ON YOU my hottipie ..

listen; i have a big gun, so you write a note to your dafford warning her not to send you letters behind my back....OR ELSE ...............

HA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAA

PS; i hope you like my evil laugh !!

jai bagwani

yours;

straight kaka

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vrsharma

@vrsharma

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#66

To straight kaka,

How dare you to tell me that i shd ask my pyari dufford not to send me any letters.U may forgotten that U have only gun but don't have bullets in that. i know abt that. don't ask me how i know abt this? you may be forgotten one more thing that i am Malik of D'pur.

OK now coming to the point, don't laugh infront of me and infront of my wife. I didn't like your laugh. She will be scared, if you laugh like that infront of my dufford.

I don't know abt that KUTTA and from where he got. i already sent Mrs Wagela and her fixed deposit to you. Now leave my wife soon, we both need to enjoy a lot with our love letters. My dufford wife recently learned read and write. Now i need to see how much she learnt. And also we have so much of work in our house. My house is totally got infected by bacteria. Now she need to save this house from bacteria infection.

Bye. Don't send any letters to me. just send only my little dufford wife to me

Jai Krishna,

From

D'pur Malik Dharamraj Mahiyavamshi

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hamsgh

@hamsgh

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#67

Dear patti ex-malik,

yes this iz santoo .. i'm released and yes i am writing in ingliss coz i am literate now...

i hoop you give this letter to birwa to read it to yu...

i am not kuming home not now not ever......

so don't rite mi bak at this adres ...coz i'm angri with you

i'm just sending you green-printed kisses, XXX

tankoo...

yours;

MRS...

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vrsharma

@vrsharma

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#68

Hey dufford?

Why u are calling me as Ex-Malik? u meant by ex-malik of dharampur or ex-malik of my priy santudi?

U don't know right? i want to give one surprise to you. Now i also can read and write english. i learnt it recently. i was missing u a lot and was feeling bore by sitting always on the same chair. so started thinking doing some thing and i learnt english.

I know that even if u leave that place also u will go there to check whether is there any letter for you from me or not? so i am sending this letter to you.

Jai Krishna

Urs

Malik (Plz don't reply if u feel that i am Ex-Malik of you)

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xXS.ArtzXx

@xXS.ArtzXx

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#69

My dear Maalik, Like u said,I was the biggest dufford in tis world.I says tis becoz i was the one who ask promise from u abt my pregnency.Nw I feel hw stupid is tis. Then hw is our macchar?Here no macchar machine maalik.what shud i do?If u r with me,u wud save me from that macchars. Maalik nw i am able 2 read & write both hindi & english.My first letter is a luv letter that is kept secret.when i wud c u ,i wil give it. Maalik,here i do mimicri abt my frnds' action.Bt wen i wil imitate ur action(kisses,hugs). Maalik,i wil send hair dye 2 u & u wil apply it over hair & mooch since al the gopikas tels that u r looking so old.I dont want my darling as old. I wil come soon becoz al r waiting 4 our romantic kisses,hugs,eyelocks,SR and most important our twin babies. Take care maalik.Millions of French kisses 2 u. Urs,luvly chokri,santudi,dufford,bandini.

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anna

@anna44

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#70

Dear Chokri,

Regarding the hair color, fuzzy dear has send me one - "Loreal Perfect Match cause I am worth it" and will be applying it to my hair before I meet you, so I won't look to BUDDA infront of you as you are only 28 or 29 while I am 60 plus...

You are indeed dufford, You did so much for my ungrateful kids, but still they do not appreciate your sacrifice as they are not your own Kid. If it was Subhi in your place, they would have worship her. I warn you from going on ward you should have your own kid and no KASAM or promise will stop me this time.

Dufford it is good that we both learned to read and write english as we do not have to wait on murderer Birwa to interpret for us anymore.

I will send you phone now so you can sms me and even send me your pic..

Yours

Malik

Edited by anna44 - 15 years ago