Collector Sahab VS Shiv - The first Nok-Jhok(OS)

Anandi and Shiv had reached Jetsar and Shiv had been overwhelmed by the grandeur with which they were welcomed. He hadn't been welcomed with such pomp even on any of his joining dates. His wife indeed was really special and the thought just bought him all the more pride. Once all the rituals had been done, dadisa made all of them seated in the hall and everyone got busy in their respective conversations. A few minutes graduated likewise when finding a chance Anandi treaded towards Shiv and bent towards him.

A:Shiv do minute gadi khol denge pls…mujhe kuch saman nikalna hai.

Dadisa is shocked to hear Anandi's words.

DS(Very angry) :Chori! Thari tameez kya ghaas charne gayi hai jo apne beendh ko naam se pukare 😡

A(surprised): Nahin dadisa…aisi baat nahin hai. woh to…

Before she cud complete Shiv interrupted.

S(smirking😉):Dadijee rehne deejiye…aap Anandijee ko mat dantiye. Agar unhein mujhe naam se bulana achcha lagta hai to mujhe koi problem nahin. Han kabhi kabhi thoda ajeeb lagta hai par main adjust kar lunga 😲😛😆

Anandi is left jaw-dropped hearing his white lie 😲

DS:Jane kaise doon chora…ye koi baat hui bhala.Kyun chori tune kabhi apni ma ya apni taisa ko apne bapusa ya tausa ko naam se bulate suna hai😳

A:Par dadisa meri baat to suniye….maine to kuch bhi nahin kiya…😒

DS:Bas chori kuch nahin sun na mane!Tu apne beendh ko naam se na bulawegi.

Nandu(innocently):Par dadisa ma to bapusa ko nandu ke bapu kehke bulati hain….Anandi bhabhisa ko phir jeejusa ko kya kehke bulana chahiye🤔🤣

A roar of giggles reverberated in the hall as Shiv fluttered in shyness and Anandi blushed beetred ☺️ Glaring daggers at her not so innocent husband she shuddered in anger 😡😆

"Main abhi aayi" fumbling she ran out of the haveli on pretext of getting something from the car while Shiv followed his lady.

"Anandi I am sorry…main to bas mazaak kar rah tha" he tried to cover up attracting a sharp glare in his direction as Anandi intercepted him from blocking her way to the back of the car.

"Waise to aap gusse mein bhi utni hi cute lagti hain par agar aap yuhin gussa karti rahi to sab kya sochenge ki main aapko kitna pareshan karta hoon"

"Sahi sochenge sab,Collector sahab!"

"Collector sahab!!! Par aapne to mujhse promise kiya tha ki abse aap mujhe Shiv bulayengi"

"Han kiya tha…par who kya hai na ki mere husband ko pasand nahin ki main aapko aapke naam se bulaun…isliye aaj se aap Collector sahab…hamesha ke liye!!"

"Anandi this is not fair…main to sirf mazaak kar raha tha. 😔 Achcha aapko jo punishment deni hai de deejiye par collector sahab nahin"

"Punishment!!Agar maine aapko punishment di to acha nahin hoga apke liye"

"Aisa ho hi nahin sakta!Aap itni sweet hain...aap kisi ko kuch buri punishment de hi nahi sakti aur specially apne best friend ko"

"Galat fahmi hai aapki"😳

"To aap kaehna chahti hain ki aap mujhe sach mein punishment de sakti hai..." 😛

"jee han"

"to phir deejiye...main bhi to dekhun aakhir teacherjee apne students ko kaise punish karti hain"😉

"Pachtaenge...soch leejiye"

"Ismein sochne ki kya baat hai..."

"To phir laiye apne phone deejiye"

"Phone…???"

"Deejiye to sahi"

Shiv takes out his cell from his pocket and hands it over to Anandi.She dials some number.

A(glaring at patidev):Hello Mahi bhaiya…main Anandi bol rahi hoon.Maine aapko ye batane ke liye phone kiya tha ki main aur collector sahab jetsar pahunch gaye hain.Aur han ma se kahiyega ki collector sahab unhein bahut yaad kar rahe hain. Dadisa aur sab ghar wale collector sahab ko dekhkar bahut khus hue. Aur han! jaise ki ma ne kaha tha ki agar collector sahab mujhe tang Karen to main unhein double tang karun…us baat ka bhi main poora dhyaan rakh rahi hoon.And not to forget,aapka gift woh bhi maine collector sahab se zabardasti khareedwa liye hai. Aapko kal hi courier kar dungi. Chaliye ab main rakhti hoon….sabko mera aur collector sahab ka pyaar deejiyega.Aur maine abhi jitni baar bhi aapke pyare bhaiya ko collector sahab kaha uske hisaab se unse har baar ke 500 rs le lijiyega.Theek hai.Bye! 🤣 🤣 🤣

"HUH!" putting the phone on his palm Anandi walked inside leaving him in his most pitiable puppy face ever 😭😆