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MUNNI CREATES AN UPROAR IN BADE HAVELI BY MAKING THE COWS IN THE SHED GO ON A STRIKE

The whole bade haveli is seriously struggling with the shortage of milk.

Munni who was resting to heal her loss of 2 hairs got to know that kalyani devi has given the daactar beendini the non exsisitent rights of beendini of bade haveli. Munni who was behaving as a susheel bahu was not considered and given these non exsisitent rights as she was not getting good support from her shifty eyed husband. All munni's thel malish and sevas have not been respected by Jaggu dada and he also made remarks about her plump figure and insulted her comparing it to his thin D.I.D wife daactar gauri. Poor Munni who was suffering pangs of rejection by her husband was only finding solace in her dadisa's unconditional support. But the news of granting daactar gauri non exsisitent rights had enraged her.

She had decided to go on a strike to teach the bade haveli people a lesson and had asked all her friend cows in bade haveli to kick the person who comes to milk them. Her friends are guarding the gates and kitchen of the bade haveli to prevent any smuggling of milk from outside. All the milk powder packets are trashed and the bade haveli people are suffering the loss of milk. Kalyani devi is having non stop head ache by not getting her adrakh chai.s Its said that her head ache further increased drinking daactar gauri's shehari lemon tea without milk. Anandi has been crying non stop because she has not been able to make her special adrakh chai for dadisa, further flooding the lakes and breaking its boundaries.

To further enrage the bade haveli imates Munni is found sitting with her legs crossed drinking adrakh chai holding her pallu ( she is a susheel bahu). She has said that she will call back the strike only if jaggu dada spends more romantic moments with her and gets her 420 carat gold lovelock paayals for her 4 legs as he did for Anandi and Gauri. She also wants to get the same non exsisitent beendini rights which gauri has got recently. It is heard that Gehna taisa has given her silent unconditional support for Munni's fight for justice. All Sumitra's attempt to advice to keep the maan of the haveli and izzat of the family has been rejected by Munni.

To accomplish her mission soon she has forced daactar beendini to serve her shehari tea every half an hour to the entire singh family. Will Munni's fight for her justice see victory? Only time can tell.

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Originally posted by: Suchi-NivReniac

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YOu know what!!! Munni Gau-sa can easily get payals for her 4 legs from jaggu dada.

He can borrow , the payal from Gauri and Anandi since they have a pair each heheheheheh

But according to Love lock payal advertisement, when Jaggu dada puts new payals on Munni Gau-sa, the payals on both Anandi and Gauri should break :-) warning them about betrayal. So no borrowing payals from them.. he he..

Originally posted by: redapple1

But according to Love lock payal advertisement, when Jaggu dada puts new payals on Munni Gau-sa, the payals on both Anandi and Gauri should break :-) warning them about betrayal. So no borrowing payals from them.. he he..

Apple wonderful observation👏👏👏yes that is the speciality of lovelock paayals

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Who dug the grave??



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Jetsar is abuzz with the news of a huge grave that has suddenly appeared in the backyard of the badi haveli gardens. The badi haveli maali Gulab Singh noticed the grave when he went to the garden to water the plants. "It's a huge grave, big enough for two people. We don't know who dug it but we are very scared, something bad is going to happen," said a terrified Gulab Singh. As the news leaked out, people have flocked to the haveli to see the grave, braving all the gau barricade that is surrounding the haveli as a result of Munni gau-sa's strike.

Later in the day, Gauri cleared all doubts by announcing that it was she who had dug the grave herself at dadisa's request. "There is nothing to fear, this is not a grave, this is just a big hole for storing water. This task was just a part of my rights as a beendni " confirmed Gauri consoling the terror-stricken villagers. Apparently, dadisa had asked Gauri to dig a grave-like-large hole for storing water for the haveli and Gauri has happily complied to fulfill dadisa's wish. Jagdish has also helped her get the work done successfully.

However, the villagers are not convinced. "Why would maajisa ask majli beendni (Gauri) to dig a grave if she wanted to store water? There is no shortage of water in the haveli and the hole doesn't look like a reservoir. There is definitely some foul game going on," said the terrified villagers. Moreover our experts are also confused about the tombstone like structure that has GAGA written on it. "We are currently researching the symbols and possible meanings of the word GAGA and haven't reached a conclusion yet, " informed the famous symbologist Ishara Khan after we contacted him with the puzzle of the tombstone. We all know Gaga is the name of a famous American pop star, but the significance of her name near the grave-like-hole in Jetsar baffles us.

Will this puzzle be solved? Only time will tell

In a recent report it has been found that the secret behind daactar Gauri's maajikal powers is drinking the milk of a donkey specially extracted on the 420th day of every year. Daactar Gauri who is all set to visit the donkey this week revealed to our reporter "This information is true. All my maajikal powers and my beauty is due to drinking Jagannath's milk." Our confused reporter who became further confused abut who Jagannath is, was told by the jaadugar daactar "The donkey in question, who also happens to be my distant cousin is Jagannath. Actually, I am donkey in human roop. My (il)legal husband Jagat was always interested in marrying a roop-badalne wali donkey. That is the reason why the two of us got married. Anandi, the girl who claimed to be my husband's wife is a unicorn, a fact which has always displeased me and daactar Jagat."

Originally posted by: woman11

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Who dug the grave??



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Jetsar is abuzz with the news of a huge grave that has suddenly appeared in the backyard of the badi haveli gardens. The badi haveli maali Gulab Singh noticed the grave when he went to the garden to water the plants. "It's a huge grave, big enough for two people. We don't know who dug it but we are very scared, something bad is going to happen," said a terrified Gulab Singh. As the news leaked out, people have flocked to the haveli to see the grave, braving all the gau barricade that is surrounding the haveli as a result of Munni gau-sa's strike.

Later in the day, Gauri cleared all doubts by announcing that it was she who had dug the grave herself at dadisa's request. "There is nothing to fear, this is not a grave, this is just a big hole for storing water. This task was just a part of my rights as a beendni " confirmed Gauri consoling the terror-stricken villagers. Apparently, dadisa had asked Gauri to dig a grave-like-large hole for storing water for the haveli and Gauri has happily complied to fulfill dadisa's wish. Jagdish has also helped her get the work done successfully.

However, the villagers are not convinced. "Why would maajisa ask majli beendni (Gauri) to dig a grave if she wanted to store water? There is no shortage of water in the haveli and the hole doesn't look like a reservoir. There is definitely some foul game going on," said the terrified villagers. Moreover our experts are also confused about the tombstone like structure that has GAGA written on it. "We are currently researching the symbols and possible meanings of the word GAGA and haven't reached a conclusion yet, " informed the famous symbologist Ishara Khan after we contacted him with the puzzle of the tombstone. We all know Gaga is the name of a famous American pop star, but the significance of her name near the grave-like-hole in Jetsar baffles us.

Will this puzzle be solved? Only time will tell

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