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vasuja

@vasuja

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Posted: 14 years ago

#71

JETSAR TIMES

To,

Woman11,
Editor in Chief,
Jetsar times,

From,

vasuja,
Reporter,
Jetsar times

Dear Maam,

Their is huge appreciation for publishing the photo of Munni the third beendini of big bad bade haveli. People are awestruck with her beauty and are discussing that finally Daactar jaggu dada, CEO FBS Corp has struck gold. she is inspiring poetry in the hearts of all nauvjavaans of jetsar.
All the behenjis of the village are jealous that the bade haveli have ended up getting gaav ki sabse phootri chori as beendini. The photo itself has increased our sales to 45%.All the JT team reporters will like to thank you for your most wonderful article.

Regards,
Vasuja

Edited by vasuja - 14 years ago

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Arunima

@arunima_LUIT

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#72

vasuja ...u r grt ..cow giving dreamy looks 😆😆😆😆😆😆

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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#73

dear deep,

I need your permission to use the poem "Ek chutki Jagya ki sindoor" in marketing of our FBS corp...It fits our advertising plans perfectly...

regards,
vasuja,
marketing manager,
FBS corp

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Gauri

@iruaG

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#74

I am mostly a lurker here, but have to say I LOVED this post🤣🤣👍🏼

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redapple1

@redapple1

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#75

To Editor of Jetsar Times,
Wish you good day. I have been a loyal reader of Jetsar Times and this newspaper truly rocks. I would like to see more advertisements on FBS products. The gossip section is very informative. There should be a health section where the recipes of less oily vegetable samosa's, and other healthy Rajasthani food is published. Thanks for taking time to read this.
-redapple1

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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#76

JETSAR TIMES

ADVERTISMENT COLUMN

LOVE LOCK PAAYALS

We at FBS corp are proud to introduce our new product Lovelock payaals.

A perfect gift to show how much you love your lady. When you lock the paayal is your lady love's leg bent on your knees it is considered to to create an amazing illusion of love and trust about you in her.

Not just the guys the girls wearing it too have an advantage. When your boyfriend/husband puts a love lock paayal in someother girl's leg your own paayal miraculously breaks giving you a forewarning of his betrayal.

The paayal is made of 420 carat gold with beautiful kundan work. Each payal is painstakingly designed and the kundans are set under the cautious eyes of our own CEO Daactar Jaggu dada.

Buy Lovelock Paayals, and be one of the prestigious owners of FBS corp products.

P.S: Product available only by order and not in showrooms.

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lallulal2010

@lallulal2010

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#77

Jetsar Times

Admi hoon admi se pyaar karta hoon

In a recent poll held by Jetsar Times, the 70% young lads in Jetsar said that they wanteda beendni like Munni gau-sa, 11% wanted one like Anandi, while only 9% wanted a beendni like the well-learned maajical daactarni gauri. 8% were not sure about who they would like. They were hoping to have daactar jagat type luck and getting all the three beendnis. They ave even started using Dr. Jagat's highly esteemed product FBS, in order to get lucky with girls.

Now readers must be wondering about the remaining 2%. Insider information tells us that they do not want a different type of beendni, but want Daactar Jagya himself. These people have recently been found demonstrating on the streets that all beautiful cows like Munni gau-sa get handsome Jagya like daactar. On being questioned, a demonstrator said "Manne beendni me koi dilchaspi nahi hai. Manne to jagya hi chahiye. Mhari bhi iccha hai ki mhare ko maaji-sa ki haveli me beendni banne ka mauko milo"

Regarding these demonstrations this is what maajisa had to say "Je sab naye jamane ki baat hai. Mhaare samay me to na hove je sab. Manne jagya ko kaala tika laga diya hai. Three beendnis are enough for him."

With this new revelation, let us wait and see what twists and turns await daactar jagya.

Many songs were also sung during the demonstration. We will get back with the symbolic meaning of these songs in the next post

vidushi,

lallulal2010

LalluTV & Jetsar Times

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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#78

JETSAR TIMES

DAACTAR GAURI WINS THE BEST CROCODILE SMILE OF THE YEAR AWARD

Our own daactar beendini of big bad bade haveli has won the crocodile smile of the year. The winning smile was given by daactar Gauri during two occasions in bade haveli

Ocasion1: when she first saw Mrs.Suguna after her legal marriage with Jaggu dada and ranting about her illegal child marriage with the same

Ocasion2: when kalyani devi announced to give her the same non exsisient rightswhich ex/present beendini Anandi had

Daactar Gauri's crocodile smile is also compared to the smile bali ki bakra gives before slaughter by experts. Bade haveli is going to be blessed with more crocodile smiles when daactar gauri will be exercising her non exsistent rights of beendini in bade haveli

Daactar gauri has decided to celebrate the occasion her shifty eyed trustworthy husband Jaggu dada making adrakh chais and samosas roasted in daalda.

For Jetsar times

Vasuja

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#79

Munini gausaa lolololol HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

I am dying heree you guys are greattt!!

Protesters out side badi haveli wanting to be the beendini of the house. I wish pratyusha reads up on IF while she is in the hospital and our Jetsar Times LOL

My GOD she will be in riot after reading up our stuff

Antara I think you should make an index of all the old articles so its easily accessible ! what say?