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ankit111

@ankit111

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#601

Good one Vasu. As promoter of FBS ( as this brand was found by me otherwise DR.JAGGU DADA this great invention wd hv died in darkness), I m very happy with its development and appreciate ur marketing talent 😆 😆 😆

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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#602

Originally posted by: ankit111
Good one Vasu. As promoter of FBS ( as this brand was found by me otherwise DR.JAGGU DADA this great invention wd hv died in darkness), I m very happy with its development and appreciate ur marketing talent 😆 😆 😆

Thanks Ankit...I just loved ur FBS concept and felt it had a great potential for making interesting news...Jaggu dada needs to be thankful to u for bringing his great invention to light... by the way people in FBS Corp has been asking about u. they want to give the 30% stock Jaggu dada sold to them to u for ur great contribution and continuing support for FBS. you are FBS Corp media manager so board extremely happy with u.

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Khusi

@khusi_*

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#603

vasu...i like the conspiracy!!😃

jaggu dada as a only puppet holding no rights!😃

in fact...khusi loves this!😈

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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#604

Originally posted by: khusi_*
vasu...i like the conspiracy!!😃
jaggu dada as a only puppet holding no rights!😃

in fact...khusi loves this!😈

thanks kushi... We did not even want to keep him as a puppet...but kya kare, he invented the product na...

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Swetha

@swethasyam08

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#605

OMG jaggu dada ne daaku daactaarni keliye shares bhej di 😡 😭 acha hua vuske haath se ee bhi cheen li varna aur kya kya karega patha nahi chalega

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#606

Good going for ABS corps vasu. I have just bought 10% share in the company, I have immense faith in Daactar Gauri's eternal resolve to stick with Jagya no matter what. So ABS is and will be successful, no doubt about that👏👏

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vishwap

@vishwap

Navigator

Posted: 14 years ago

#607

Hi Just discovered the best creativity-hub on IF called Jetsar times!

Had me in splits!!!

You guys ROCK !!!

Me a great fan of Munni Gausa and hope to hear 'bout the latest in her camp. I find her romance with shifty-eyes really cuute!

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deep153134

@deep153134

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#608

Its good that Mr Jaggu CEO will be reduced to a level of puppet with no rights. Else, that fraud would have taken the company to the court. A constant liar might have put all you workers into trouble 😡

On the other hand , he might finish off the little money that DS handed over to him on Taxi trips and buying shampoo, Jhhom Barabar sarees and stuffs for his Tantrum queen very soon and seeing the states of Gauri's hysteria and madness i am scared he might escape and return to get back his position within the company. No money, a mad illegal wife and threatens of court cases he might feel its better to remain as CEO to escape all !!! 😲

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#609

JETSAR TIMES

Villagers enjoy free show at Kalika Mandir

The villagers in Jetsar's neighboring village Khar Gaw had a chance to witness a high voltage drama performance by the Jetsar nautanki superstars Dr.Jagat and his wife Gauri. The villagers were mostly staying indoor due to the rains when they suddenly heard a loud ringing of bell at their local Kalikadevi mandir. Now the kalikadevi mandir has always been the venue for bhajans and stage shows and ramlila and even nautankis. The perfomances always begin by ringing the mandir bell. Now the villagers were a bit surprised to hear the mandir bell in the middle of the day, since there were no announcements for perfomances. However, when they reached the mandir thy were thrilled to see the two greatest nautanki stars of Jetsar giving them a free performance at the mandir. Soon the mandir was filled with spectators and everyone enjoyed the show.

"We have heard about these nautanki stars from our friends in Jetsar. I always wanted to see their performance, especially after hearing about their sizzling chane ki khet nautanki. I am happy today, I got to see Gauri devi in wet saree", said a beaming Ram Avatar. Most men in the village have been unable to sleep after seeing Gauri in a wet saree while the women have gone fida over Dr.Jagat's wet shirt and hair. The teenager girl Mooli, is all blushes after seeing Jagya "Haai he looked better than Shahrukh Khan. The water looked so good on him, he was all wet wet and when he said "kahan jayoon main, kahan jayoon, kahan, kahan, kahan, I had tears in my eyes. He is my favorite nautaki star from now on." Apparently, the crowd was shouting once more, once more after the dazzling performance got over in a few minutes. They have invited the nautanki stars to come back and perform in their village again.

However, not everyone is happy with the performance. Many old men and women had gathered at the mandir thinking it was a ramlila in progress. They mistook Gauri for Sita and Jagya for Ram and thought Sita was angry at Ram for not saving her from Ravan. The 90 year old Bhagwat Singh told us that this is the worst Ramlila he has ever seen, "I couldn't hear everything Sita maiyaa was saying but I could hear her screaming why did I marry you kyun kyun kyun to Ramji. I understood she was angry with Ramji for not saving her. But I have never seen such a screaming Sita maiyaa, nor have I seen a Ramji shifting his eyes so much. Arrey if his eyes shift so much, how will he concentrate on his bow and arrow to kill Ravan? I did not like this Ramlila".

The rest of the village are however still under the spell of the nautanki stars. Seeing their love the stars have promised to come back with a new nautanki "Kissa Talaq ka". The villagers are waiting for another power packed performance.

In the meantime the taxi driver who drove the stars to the mandir for performance had charged an extra 500 rupees for keeping him waiting there. "Arrey they could have told me they were going for a performance, I would have settled the deal earlier. They suddenly got down from my taxi and went into the mandir and then came back and sat in my taxi again. I had to wait for a long time. Pehle hi bata dete na, I would have also gone and seen their performance, especially woh madamji in wet saree," said a very disgruntled taxi driver.

Edited by woman11 - 14 years ago