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Posted: 14 years ago

#481

I think its high time need to send reporters to get ready for 'Mumbai Times'😎

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Namratha

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Posted: 14 years ago

#482

I so wanna play 'emotional atyachar' for today's episode.. Any special article on dis in JT?

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woman11

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Posted: 14 years ago

#483

JETSAR TIMES

The Singh family prays for Gaga's departure

Frustrated and totally tortured by the daactaar couple's never ending stay in the haveli, the whole Singh family has started to pray for their earliest departure. Members of the Singh family have been spotted in various temples, conducting prayers and havans. On the other other, a special initiative have been taken by Anandi who has humbly requested the daactaar couple, with folded hands, to leave the haveli and has offered all her wedding jewelery in return.

We contacted the Singh family and Kalyani Devi told us that she is praying to every god in Jetsar for sending the couple away to Mumbai. She has spent at least 50,000 rupees in various havans and annadaans and puja costs, only with the hope that the gods will intervene and do some miracle with the Mumbai tickets. "We are broke. The couple's free food 4 times a day is too expensive. Neither do we have money to bear the expenses of Jagya's sahri clothes, or the cost of petrol for his daily bike ride. His illegal biwi is also high maintenance------and a large part of the family's budget goes in her double shaded sarees, her endless tubes of toothpaste and shampoos, the wages of the contract laborers who are hired to wipe her tears daily, and tonnes of cotton to protect our ears," said a devastated Bhairon. Moreover, all the family members are also suffering from rattamar speech phobia and partial deafness. It is too much for them to handle and they want the torture to end as soon as possible.

The Singh family had made a poster for the GAGA bhagao campaign and has pasted it all over the village with the hope that the daactaars get to see their plea when they take their bike rides.
We also hope peace will return to the haveli soon.

The poster to appeal for GAGA's return

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Khusi

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Posted: 14 years ago

#484

superb antara...

it is very nice to see...ds is also in this poster!!😆

sab log bichare...trahi maam trahi maam bolrahe hain!

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woman11

@woman11

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Posted: 14 years ago

#485

@khushi: haveliwale pak gaye, gaonwale daar gaye, ab aur kya baki hai? Please let them leave Jetsar. However, i have a feeling that this shameless couple will insist on staying for a few more days------skin thickening cream ka asar

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Khusi

@khusi_*

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Posted: 14 years ago

#486

So true antara skin thickening cream ka asar hai!
Mera baas chale toh 2 min main Mumbai bhej doon! 😆

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shamil

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Posted: 14 years ago

#487

Originally posted by: CutiePiee4

kyun kyun kyun gauri ke saath aisa kyun kyun kyun hota hai kyun kyun kyun
kyun bade papa ne gauri ko dhokha dia janne ke liye padte rahiye Jetsar Times😆
pjyo i want a detailed report on why bade papa betrayed G. Let the CBI take this case. Tell them to investigate. This is more important.
kyun bade papa kyun kyun kyun kyun kyun?😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣jyo I knew u would come up with a claasic one. But this is epic!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

cutie , love ur humour sense🤣🤣