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Posted: 14 years ago

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JETSAR TIMES

FIRST JHALAK OF THE CHIRAG OF BADI HAVELI

Yesterday for the first time we got a jhalak of Dadisa's Parpota-our very own Jagya's "naamleva" Munni-Gausa's son Chotu Jagdish. Munni Gausa had gone to her favourite disco "Gausala Degrees" when suddenly the chiraag of the haveli started feeling cold and his Sauteli Maa could not bear the sight of her sautela son shivering in cold and ran there to cover him up. Meanwhile we have heard that Munni's legal husband stole Munni Gausa's Kala Chasma to impress A DESI MEM but Anandi didn't let that happen giving him AURAT ki Duhaai and said "main tumhe ab kisi aur aurat ki zindagi barbaad karne ko nahi dungi". Gauri saw her illegal cum legal husband and Anandi together and got all angry seeing Munni's kala chasma in Jagath's Hand. We have heard she is hurt by this behaviour of Jagath and shouted at him "kyun kyun kyun kyun Jagath mere saath aisa kyun kiya? Tumhe mere kaaale chasme se zyada Munni ka kala chasma pasand hai kyun kyun kyun kyun kyun kyun Jagath?" Our reliable sources say that Gauri is planning to start her rattamar speech infront of Bhago once again. But will she succeed in damaging Bhago's ear drum or not, only time will tell. To keep yourself updated with the daily happenings of the badi haveli keep reading Jeitsar Times..
Riddhima

Edited by CutiePiee4 - 14 years ago

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357496

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Posted: 14 years ago

#492

Ok guys this was the first time that i posted an ARTICLE on JT😆 i know it's not that great but still tareef kar dena😆

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vasuja

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Posted: 14 years ago

#493

cutie🤗good one and welcome to JT... Did jaggu come to meet his new bon son or his 1st wife???

I am waiting fior the gauri poem to be published.

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357496

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Posted: 14 years ago

#494

vasu ek teer se do nishane😆

awww u want the gauri poem...ok i am working on it dekho kab tak mere dimaag ki batti jalti hai😆

thnx a ton dear😳

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Namratha

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Posted: 14 years ago

#495

Cutie 🤗

The article is super cool.. 😳 I'm sure Gauri's rattamaar speech will fail in front of the brand new double decibel speech of Bhago.. 🥳

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shamil

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Posted: 14 years ago

#496

🤣 cutie , well done!👏

I too wrote one.. let me post

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shamil

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Posted: 14 years ago

#497

JETSAR TIMES

Jagia sneaks out to meet Munni!

Jagia was seen sneaking out to the haveli cow shed in the wee hours of the morning by our spy reporter Miss Khabri. According to her, Jagia first entered his pehli bheedni's room and stole a pair of goggles. But as soon as he reached the shed, he was caught red-handed by Anandi , who had come to see Munni.

Khabri recorded the whole conversation on her mobile and sent it to us. Here are some excerpts..

J- " Anandi tum yahaan?? Iss waqt??"

A- " haan..( 2 minutes pause) mein yahaan hoon..( pause..) munni ke paas ( looks at J for another 2 min) tum yahaan???? ( a long pause..) kyuun???

J- (shift eyes) woh mein Mu.. mera matlab tumse milne ke liye..

A- ( looks with tears in her eyes) "jagia.. tumhe gauri ke saath hona chaahiye .. ( another pause..) mere saath nahin.."

J- "( stealing glances at Munni who is busy chewing the cud) woh mein yeh ( shows chashma) apne paas rakh na chahta hoon, apne friendship ke yaad mein"

A- " Iss ki koi zaroorat nahin.. jab jab mein cheque bhejoongi, tum mujhe yaad kar lena.( tears roll down.. takes another looong pause) yeh kaala chashma mujhe chaahiye.. jab jab dekhoongi , tumhare yeh dancing aankhe yaad aayega" ( goes away in slow motion).

J ' ( to munni) Mein kal Mumbai jaa rahaa hoon. tumhe kuch kehna hain?

M- ( still chewing the cud) mujhe kuch kehna nahin..kuch dena hain. ( Lifts her legs and gives two kicks )

Tail end- Jagia needs to check his kundali..

kyon ki..picture ( read kicks) abhi baaki hain

Edited by shamil - 14 years ago