JETSAR TIMES
DAACTAR GAURI IS AFFECTED BY ONE DIALOGUE SYNDROME
Looks like Daactar Gauri's mental health problems are endless. Her traumatic behavior has started when she entered the big bad bade haveli. From the time she saw Anandi she had fallen into self pity. To add to all this Munni Gau-sa has also entered and made a place in Haveli, family's heart and ahem jaggu dada's room too. All this brought out another mental breakdown in daactar Gauri. She has forgot normal conversation and keeps repeating the same dialogue," mere bachpan ke shaadi thod kar is parivar ne mere saath anyay kyun ki?" Looks like her brain has stuck to this one dialogue and she keeps repeating it. Jaggu dada is having a tough time dealing with it. He explains and sooths her everytime. But the problem is that after exactly 15 minutes she repeats the entire dialogue with water works with the same pheeling. Jaggu dada has gone mad pacifying her and is in the verge of nervous breakdown.
Even Sumitra who hates her son Jaggu dada felt pity for him and tried to explain gauri. But seeing her 15 minute dialogue repeat mode got scared and decided it is better to listen dadisa's taana than this and ran away from the room with the bahana of head ache. The whole family is dreading the room and just run like wind when they approach it. Nandu has been packed off to Suguna's place in the scare of infection. Anandi was seen giving Jaggu dada cotton to wipe off the blood flowing from his ears listening to the same dialogue. The Bade Daactar was approached and he remains clueless about methods to be used to cure the sickness. Dadisa has ordered everyone to have food in her room behind closed doors to escape the horror. Makkan kaka being the most sensible one has stuffed his ears with cotton before wearing his turban and parades the corridors of bade haveli happily.
But it seems the one who is really making profit out of this situation is Munni Gau-sa. Munni is doing the live telecast of Gauri's syndrome in a big plasma TV near the freshly dug grave and has asked the village people to pay Rs 100 to see this ajooba. Villagers are flocking from far away places to the bade haveli to watch this miracle of seeing Gauri daactar repeating the same dialogue with same emotion and expression and blood oozing out of jaggu dada's ears everytime. But after watching it for 1 hour the villagers wanted to run away scared that their own blood will come out of their ears. Now here is where Munni Gau-sa played smart. Exit is not allowed before 5 hours and if someone wants to leave before that they have to drop 200 Rs inside the grave. She has also announced special prizes for people who stay the entire 5 hours. But looks like no one will take the special prize and the grave will be filled with the money making Munni super rich.
Vasuja
Edited by vasuja - 14 years ago
Book Talk
