Posted:
To the Editor
Jetsar Times.
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am sending the following material to be published in the centerfold of Jetsar Times. Please create a large colorful centerfold and publish the announcement of upcoming MAHA MUQABALA.
Sincerely
Serialjunkie
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BHEENDINYON KA MAHA MUQABALA
Organized by the Great Dadisa of Jetsar
All Contestants are welcome. The contestants must meet the following criteria:-
1. Contestants must be young girls in the age group of 16 to 25
2. Contestants must have been in at least a minimum of one Child Marriage. Contestants with no history of child marriage will be categorically denied entry into the contest. No upper limit applies on the number of child marriages of contestants.
3. Participants must be beautiful but must be strongly naive, gullible and MUST have limited to ability to make smart decisions. Ideal participants will have zero capacity to make sensible choices.
4. Participants must strongly desire a husband irrespective of how idiotic, stubborn, spoilt brat he is. Participants must strongly believe that they have no other choice better than marrying an irascible, incompetent and irresponsible bade ghar ka ladla.
5. Participants must be ready to abandon their education mid-stream and must be willing to abandon even dreams of higher education.
(adding more restrictions)
6. Proficiency in making adrak ki chai and cooking preferred but not required.
7. Participants must wear heavy makeup and costumer jewelry, and they will be judged on their ability to gracefully handle ghoonghat by keeping in place on one's crown and do housework at the same time. Sari or Salwar clad modern girls may find this part of the contest challenging. Extra practice suggested prior to the start of contest.
8. Participants must possess infinite amounts of patience and must be willing to sacrifice their identity to win the Muqabala.
Deadlines apply to all and no exceptions. Hurry to join the contest and win a chance to be the bheendni of a Big Haveli. Once in a lifetime opportunity to become a virtual prisoner of all trappings of a grand village named Jetsar.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY OFFER ENDS SOON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jetsar Times.
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am sending the following material to be published in the centerfold of Jetsar Times. Please create a large colorful centerfold and publish the announcement of upcoming MAHA MUQABALA.
Sincerely
Serialjunkie
------------------------------------------------------------
BHEENDINYON KA MAHA MUQABALA
Organized by the Great Dadisa of Jetsar
All Contestants are welcome. The contestants must meet the following criteria:-
1. Contestants must be young girls in the age group of 16 to 25
2. Contestants must have been in at least a minimum of one Child Marriage. Contestants with no history of child marriage will be categorically denied entry into the contest. No upper limit applies on the number of child marriages of contestants.
3. Participants must be beautiful but must be strongly naive, gullible and MUST have limited to ability to make smart decisions. Ideal participants will have zero capacity to make sensible choices.
4. Participants must strongly desire a husband irrespective of how idiotic, stubborn, spoilt brat he is. Participants must strongly believe that they have no other choice better than marrying an irascible, incompetent and irresponsible bade ghar ka ladla.
5. Participants must be ready to abandon their education mid-stream and must be willing to abandon even dreams of higher education.
(adding more restrictions)
6. Proficiency in making adrak ki chai and cooking preferred but not required.
7. Participants must wear heavy makeup and costumer jewelry, and they will be judged on their ability to gracefully handle ghoonghat by keeping in place on one's crown and do housework at the same time. Sari or Salwar clad modern girls may find this part of the contest challenging. Extra practice suggested prior to the start of contest.
8. Participants must possess infinite amounts of patience and must be willing to sacrifice their identity to win the Muqabala.
Deadlines apply to all and no exceptions. Hurry to join the contest and win a chance to be the bheendni of a Big Haveli. Once in a lifetime opportunity to become a virtual prisoner of all trappings of a grand village named Jetsar.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY OFFER ENDS SOON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kumkum Bhagya
Debate Mansion
